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I have figured out a trade for Steph (FAKE)
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joec32033
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3/8/2006  8:42 AM
Trade Steph to Minny for a case of Chlamydia(sp) and a disease to be named later and give the Chlamydia(sp) to Jerome James so he has to retire medically and we can take him off our books. Maybe use the disease to be named later on MoT....or Malik if he starts sucking again.

[Edited by - joec32033 on 03-08-2006 08:43 AM]
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3/8/2006  8:47 AM
Dude, thats messed up!
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3/8/2006  8:48 AM
It works under that cap...and two birds with one stone......maybe 3 birds....It's all about efficiency, baby, I learned that from lb this season!
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3/8/2006  9:16 AM
How about we trade Marbury for Michael Vick? He's got Herpes.
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3/8/2006  9:18 AM
Posted by TMS:

How about we trade Marbury for Michael Vick? He's got Herpes.

This could work if we can get Jerome to go all brokeback mountain.
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3/8/2006  9:27 AM
Jerome likes motorcycles.

Maybe we can get Orange county to build one with no brakes.
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3/8/2006  9:35 AM
brilliant... they can call it the Flying Turd project.
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3/8/2006  9:36 AM
Posted by Nalod:

Jerome likes motorcycles.

Maybe we can get Orange county to build one with no brakes.

but we'd still have Steph.
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3/8/2006  10:50 AM
Build one for him too.

With a special "Pinto" gas tank!

They can use a "towel" motif.
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3/8/2006  11:07 AM
Okay my head is down on my desk because I'm laughing too hard at this thread.
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3/8/2006  11:32 AM
Posted by Nalod:

Build one for him too.

With a special "Pinto" gas tank!

They can use a "towel" motif.

Maybe they can build one with an ejector seat so he can bail when the going gets tough....
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3/8/2006  11:35 AM
Posted by Marv:

Okay my head is down on my desk because I'm laughing too hard at this thread.

If you had a scowl towl, no one would be able to see you. You could sleep at your desk!
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3/8/2006  1:37 PM
JoeC, I think your Minnesota proposal is solid, but I don't think the T Wolves would be quite willing to do that, w/o us including maybe Channing Frye or David Lee or even both. So therefore, I think it might be a little smarter if we look to Europe and we could probably trade Steph straight up for the Black Plague, and we may even be able to include Mo Taylor! I mean, the Black Plague is an aging veteran, but it still has that dominance that we've been looking for since Ewing left. It would dominate the whole team and the league! I wouldn't trust Isiah to do this though, b/c he would offer the Czech Replublic 2 unconditioned draft picks in the process, and that's not worth it. If every Knick fan thought like me, then ohhh the possibilities!
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3/8/2006  8:39 PM
You guys are crazy!!
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3/8/2006  11:22 PM
I can not believe this thread made it through the day with out being locked!
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3/9/2006  5:48 AM
Posted by joec32033:

Trade Steph to Minny for a case of Chlamydia(sp) and a disease to be named later and give the Chlamydia(sp) to Jerome James so he has to retire medically and we can take him off our books. Maybe use the disease to be named later on MoT....or Malik if he starts sucking again.

[Edited by - joec32033 on 03-08-2006 08:43 AM]

Ok, it took me about 73 seconds worth of searching but I found that you spelled chlamydia right. Now, how the hell the did you manage that? Much props.

[Edited by - Solace on 03-09-2006 05:48 AM]
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3/9/2006  7:23 AM
Posted by Solace:
Posted by joec32033:

Trade Steph to Minny for a case of Chlamydia(sp) and a disease to be named later and give the Chlamydia(sp) to Jerome James so he has to retire medically and we can take him off our books. Maybe use the disease to be named later on MoT....or Malik if he starts sucking again.

[Edited by - joec32033 on 03-08-2006 08:43 AM]

Ok, it took me about 73 seconds worth of searching but I found that you spelled chlamydia right. Now, how the hell the did you manage that? Much props.

[Edited by - Solace on 03-09-2006 05:48 AM]

I spelled that RIGHT?!?
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3/10/2006  8:04 AM
Posted by joec32033:
Posted by Solace:
Posted by joec32033:

Trade Steph to Minny for a case of Chlamydia(sp) and a disease to be named later and give the Chlamydia(sp) to Jerome James so he has to retire medically and we can take him off our books. Maybe use the disease to be named later on MoT....or Malik if he starts sucking again.

[Edited by - joec32033 on 03-08-2006 08:43 AM]

Ok, it took me about 73 seconds worth of searching but I found that you spelled chlamydia right. Now, how the hell the did you manage that? Much props.

[Edited by - Solace on 03-09-2006 05:48 AM]

I spelled that RIGHT?!?

Yes, which is very suspicious.

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