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Nalod
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3/7/2006  5:37 PM


The best point guard in the land ain't got a nickname.

This unmarketable sullen is so unattractive the only thing I can come up with is "Starbury"! And thats more sarcastic than anything.

Even Paul Pierce got a nick name! Iverson, francis, all got em.

Even Anfernee got Penny. Course, this numbnuts with no personality needed a psudo miniture doll with Chris Rock to speak for him! But he had one!

Lets help Marbury out with his image and build a campaign for him.

What products can we target?
What nickname would best fit him.
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3/7/2006  5:41 PM
Scowl?
''We don't have the luxury to take anybody lightly,'' New York's Quentin Richardson said. ''We're not that good.''
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3/7/2006  5:44 PM
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3/7/2006  6:16 PM
How about "Marbles"... as in he's completely lost his if he really thinks he's the best PG in the NBA.
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3/7/2006  6:28 PM

I thought his knickname was 'Starbury'. At least in his head.
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3/7/2006  6:47 PM
Mangina
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3/7/2006  6:54 PM
Mbitch is another good one.
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3/7/2006  6:55 PM
i've seen these floating around:

me-bury
starburst
lotto-bury
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Posted by djsunyc:

i've seen these floating around:

me-bury
starburst
lotto-bury

LOL Starburst is brilliant. A++
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3/7/2006  8:15 PM
Starburied!!! cause he's been buried out of the playoffs..
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3/7/2006  8:29 PM
Posted by Nalod:



The best point guard in the land ain't got a nickname.

This unmarketable sullen is so unattractive the only thing I can come up with is "Starbury"! And thats more sarcastic than anything.

Even Paul Pierce got a nick name! Iverson, francis, all got em.

Even Anfernee got Penny. Course, this numbnuts with no personality needed a psudo miniture doll with Chris Rock to speak for him! But he had one!

Lets help Marbury out with his image and build a campaign for him.

What products can we target?
What nickname would best fit him.

Radio.
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3/7/2006  8:52 PM
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Marbella baby!!!
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3/7/2006  9:06 PM
The PG formerly known as...
BasketballJones
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3/7/2006  9:19 PM
"Scowl Head"

[Edited by - BASKETBALLJONES on 03-07-2006 21:19]
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3/7/2006  9:20 PM
Posted by Nalod:



What products can we target?

Towels.
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Nalod
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3/7/2006  11:41 PM
Hi,

(opens with steph knick actions video)
My name biyotch is Stephon Marbury! Im with the Knicks, yeah, well anyway, when im all sweaty after a hard game when I get my 20 and 8, I like to kick back and get "all alone" (video shows steph yelling at teammates)

"Thats right, I got mine, my team don't but its cool, Cuz Im the man, but when its late in the game, I reach for a couple of soft, absorbant, and isolating SCOWL TOWELS! (video now showing him sitting drapped in the towels)

Its me, Stephon, all alone and chilling with my SCOWL TOWEL!

(he now looks at the camera with close up shot and says.....)

"Nobody got to look at me, and I don't have to look at you!"

(Announcer says.......)

Be "all alone" with a genuine Marbury SCOWL TOWEL, pick em up to day at a store near you!

(then show kids walking around with towels over there heads, in school, at the dinner table and at church!)



"
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3/7/2006  11:55 PM
Posted by Nalod:

Hi,

(opens with steph knick actions video)
My name biyotch is Stephon Marbury! Im with the Knicks, yeah, well anyway, when im all sweaty after a hard game when I get my 20 and 8, I like to kick back and get "all alone" (video shows steph yelling at teammates)

"Thats right, I got mine, my team don't but its cool, Cuz Im the man, but when its late in the game, I reach for a couple of soft, absorbant, and isolating SCOWL TOWELS! (video now showing him sitting drapped in the towels)

Its me, Stephon, all alone and chilling with my SCOWL TOWEL!

(he now looks at the camera with close up shot and says.....)

"Nobody got to look at me, and I don't have to look at you!"

(Announcer says.......)

Be "all alone" with a genuine Marbury SCOWL TOWEL, pick em up to day at a store near you!

(then show kids walking around with towels over there heads, in school, at the dinner table and at church!)



"

Okay, that was funny.
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3/8/2006  3:40 AM
I personally like STARBURY!!

Haters!
all kool aid all the time.
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3/8/2006  6:32 AM
Posted by BasketballJones:
Posted by Nalod:

Hi,

(opens with steph knick actions video)
My name biyotch is Stephon Marbury! Im with the Knicks, yeah, well anyway, when im all sweaty after a hard game when I get my 20 and 8, I like to kick back and get "all alone" (video shows steph yelling at teammates)

"Thats right, I got mine, my team don't but its cool, Cuz Im the man, but when its late in the game, I reach for a couple of soft, absorbant, and isolating SCOWL TOWELS! (video now showing him sitting drapped in the towels)

Its me, Stephon, all alone and chilling with my SCOWL TOWEL!

(he now looks at the camera with close up shot and says.....)

"Nobody got to look at me, and I don't have to look at you!"

(Announcer says.......)

Be "all alone" with a genuine Marbury SCOWL TOWEL, pick em up to day at a store near you!

(then show kids walking around with towels over there heads, in school, at the dinner table and at church!)



"

Okay, that was funny.

Definitely
Nalod
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3/8/2006  11:19 AM
With brand extension, the terry cloth can be used for other products.

Step can get "all alone" terry cloth Sneakers. Made of 100% virgin "scowel towel" material.

Baseball caps

Full sized "Scowel towel" for bed and bath! Be "all alone" with "Scowel" bedding, curtains and bath accessories!

Take a the extral large towel to the beach. Draped over your head you can sit and "not be seen"! The latest in cool!

Special Muslim Berka version. A special made to order "Scowl towel" Berka will make sure no one sees your women! Tell the world she "all alone!". Tapered back does show if she got "junk in the trunk".


Automobile seat covers! Drape your fine wheels in 100% scowl towel. The fitted covers fit most cars and feature detatchable velcro towel attachments (washable!) so you can drape your head while you drive. "show the world you all alone". except your insurance company that is!

Optional see thru Mesh "scowl towel" recommended for driving.

New Car covers! protect it from the elements (not while driving!). Now your car can be "all alone". Cars can't talk, but yours will tell the world "I don't give a phuch!"

A full line of clothing featuring a sweatshirt with the drapped towel "hoodie" effect. Its not a Hood, its a "SCowL towel!".


[IMG_block] http://www.geocities.com/starbury898/Marbury_Towel.jpg [/IMG_block]


[Edited by - nalod on 03-08-2006 11:22 AM]

[Edited by - nalod on 03-08-2006 11:34 AM]
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