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Masterplan
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3/4/2006  1:40 PM
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Knicks Trade Draft Pick To Raptors In Exchange For Three Wins

March 2, 2006 | Onion Sports

NEW YORK—Just minutes before the NBA trade deadline passed last Thursday, New York GM Isiah Thomas traded the Knicks' second-round draft pick to Toronto in return for three of the Raptors' victories. "We looked at a lot of offers, but with this deal, we knew exactly what we were getting," said Thomas, whose critics say this move is only a short-term solution to the Knicks' problems. "I don't think there's any question that this immediately makes us a better team. Just look at the standings—we were in last place by a few games last night, and we've already shot up to fourth. Our fans have been calling for more wins all season, and that's exactly what we've given them." Insiders report that Thomas had also been working on a trade in which Houston would receive all the Knicks' 2006-2007 victories in return for Tracy McGrady, but the deal fell apart after the Rockets said that would "not be nearly enough to help them contend."
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fishmike
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3/4/2006  3:47 PM
lol... freakin priceless
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bigpimpin
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3/4/2006  4:21 PM
i don't know about any of you, but i'm ready to kill somebody!

the Knickerbockers are still the laughingstock of the league
"Anyone who sits around waiting to hit the lottery, whether basketball or real life, in order to better their position is a loser."
NotFrye
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3/4/2006  6:26 PM
Deservedly so. Dolan is a paunchy, mongoloid idiot
Silverfuel
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3/4/2006  6:28 PM
embarrassing! Hope no one at work visits theonion.com
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MsBklynStyle
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3/4/2006  6:35 PM
Posted by bigpimpin:

i don't know about any of you, but i'm ready to kill somebody!

the Knickerbockers are still the laughingstock of the league


Tell me about it big, I'm getting harass by Bulls fans all over the place at work. I'm so tired of the Knicks being clowned, but it's nothing we can do about it.
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3/4/2006  7:57 PM
The New York Knicks have NO PRIDE. This is not the Knicks. No need to get upset guys. Just laugh and agree. The young guys is who we have to believe in.
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