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Bippity10
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1/9/2006  12:22 PM
Can someone explain to me what he does on the court? Can someone explain to me why I wasn't blessed to be born 7 feet tall?
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djsunyc
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1/9/2006  12:25 PM
oh boy...bip you DUMB bastard.

marv, please educate this guy on the ways of the big game...
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1/9/2006  12:38 PM
Bip, you're lack of knowledge of the Big Gay is frustrating and an insult to the community of UltimateKnicks. Maybe you should go get yourself a 1/2 lb bacon cheese burger medium rare and you'll see things in the Jerome James light. Have some empathy. Remember, Jerome James and dead eye 3 pt shooter will be in the same sentence against the Cavs.
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1/9/2006  12:50 PM
I know, I know. I know everyone else on this site loves him. I know most people consider him there favorite player. But two minutes and two missed lay-ups and a foul does not maek for a good player. Nice job Zeke.
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1/9/2006  12:52 PM
Dear Jerome: At least throw a hook shot over the backboard or send an outlet pass fourteen feet into the stands. Just being bad is not good enough. YOu must excel at being bad if you are going to justify your existence on this team.
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Allanfan20
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1/9/2006  12:52 PM
HARD Charles Oakley like foul mind you, Bip
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1/9/2006  1:54 PM
I'm sorry Bip, but if you can't understand Le Big Game's (so bad he's an honorary Frenchman) contribution to this team, you shouldnt be coaching.

Picture the scene: the opposing team, say the Heat start the game and finally get to see their opponents up close. Our starting C begins the game by knocking his own teammate over, dribbling of his foot and finally clanging the ball out of bounds in an attempt to tear the rim down and eat it, cuz he got peckish. Wade is on the floor laughing, Shaq is too busy trading dietitian tips to play, Walker is doing the shimmy because, well, he likes to do the shimmy and Jdub is trying to see if he can throw Wade an alley-oop pass off Jerome's head.

All of a sudden JJ is out Curry is in a BANG, we're up 20.

Face it, every team needs a JJ. But thankfully god broke the mould after the original or else there would be a severe food shortage in the tri-state area. Hey, worse comes to worse we can always eat Jersey.
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1/9/2006  2:08 PM
All right, this is very good. You guys definitely get it.

Basically it's gonna work like this:

Right now there's this cat in Cleveland, name of Lebron James. And see, this guy has not slept a bit in the last two nights. Not a wink. Why? Because every time he closes his eyes, THIS terrifying image fills his mind:



And that, my friends, is why you can't put a price on the kind of contributions a guy like Big Game brings to a team - in this case, a no-sleeping ass-dragging Leborn James, just ready for us to finish off.




[Edited by - marv on 01-09-2006 2:09 PM]
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1/9/2006  2:30 PM
Just remember, on the first day of training camp, Jerome was saying how LB was teaching him different things on his shooting fomation. I am pretty sure you're going to see the emergence of the next Dirk starting against LeBron. It'll be smooth as a baby's ars.
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1/9/2006  2:43 PM
Posted by firefly:

I'm sorry Bip, but if you can't understand Le Big Game's (so bad he's an honorary Frenchman) contribution to this team, you shouldnt be coaching.

Picture the scene: the opposing team, say the Heat start the game and finally get to see their opponents up close. Our starting C begins the game by knocking his own teammate over, dribbling of his foot and finally clanging the ball out of bounds in an attempt to tear the rim down and eat it, cuz he got peckish. Wade is on the floor laughing, Shaq is too busy trading dietitian tips to play, Walker is doing the shimmy because, well, he likes to do the shimmy and Jdub is trying to see if he can throw Wade an alley-oop pass off Jerome's head.

All of a sudden JJ is out Curry is in a BANG, we're up 20.

Face it, every team needs a JJ. But thankfully god broke the mould after the original or else there would be a severe food shortage in the tri-state area. Hey, worse comes to worse we can always eat Jersey.

Sometimes I forget the intangibles. My bad. I wasn't paying attention last game. My guess is that he threatened to eat Ridenour's children if he made his foul shots. When Tyson says things like this it's comical. When Jerome says it, you beleive him.
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1/9/2006  2:51 PM
Posted by Allanfan20:

Just remember, on the first day of training camp, Jerome was saying how LB was teaching him different things on his shooting fomation. I am pretty sure you're going to see the emergence of the next Dirk starting against LeBron. It'll be smooth as a baby's ars.


Big Lames is exaggerating, LB told him the proper way to hold a fork. Nothing more.
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1/9/2006  8:50 PM
one thing i forgot to include in my "live from..." reports:

lb called jerome to come into the game. he immediately gets up and begins to disrobe. now, i am not lying when i tell you this, he took 2 full plays to get his warmups off. the knicks had the ball on this end of the court when lb pointed to him. he began to disrobe. the ball went back to the sonics. then the knicks came back down the court and he was making his way to the scorer's table.

while this was going on, a couple was sitting behind me where the guy was explaining some things to the girl. they both knew some bball so it wasn't like someone talking to a kid. the exchange went like this:

girl "wow, steph is looking good tonight, right?"
guy "yeah, he does."
girl "who's that big guy about to check in?"
guy "jerome james"
girl "is he good?"
guy "no, he sucks."

i chuckled.

the LEGEND GROWS....
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