Blonde's year in review.


January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.


February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh"..... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!


March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"


April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!


May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!


June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.


July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!


August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.


September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???


October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.


November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!


December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven"button on the phone!!!



What a year!!

oh smack! I did like half those things.