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mattshaw78
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11/21/2005  1:45 PM


LB: This is a size of a normal prostate and this is the size of mine
SM: Stop Playin'

[Edited by - mattshaw78 on 11-21-2005 2:04 PM]
BlueSeats "I like anyone who can make Lebron cry. Melo seems to do it a lot."
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Nalod
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11/21/2005  1:53 PM
LB. Im going 20% international Stocks and taking money off the table from Large Cap value. Mega cap large is also attractive.

Marbs: Has Katrina called yet?
Craw: X-box out, can you hook me up?
LB: Microsoft big time cash flow, Im holding!
Marbs: I love you, plese don't trade me!
Craw: Im wearing no. 11 Like Isiah!
Larry: Can you motherphuchers curle around the key, kick the ball out, watch Channing thru the screena and hit him here, Can you do this?
Marbs: Invest is Shrubbery? Ha, "SHRUBBERY", HA HA, "WE are the KNIGHTS THAT GO KNEE"!
Larry: Took the drug test last week huh?
Marbs: Oh, a Hedge fund! naw, they confuse me!
Larry: By george he's got it!
Craw: Nalod thinks I look like Nate! Phuch him! Damm!
Larry: Craw?
Steph: Whats a Nalod?
Craw: hell if I know? I just hear some narrative say that, some voice!
Larry: it ain't......
Craw: Naw they say he gone now!
Steph: My Aunt is here today!
Larry: Vivian?
Steph: Naw, Bassy's mom.
Craw: I ain't nate!, Cracker as cracker!
Larry: We gonna do the game plan as we discussed!
Steph: Isiah in Hawaii?
Craw: Im gonna woop up Nalod in Charlotte!
Larry: My mom lives there!
Steph: I paid Katrina $500k and she don't even call me!
Larry: Thanksgiving dinner with Momma!
Steph: hows the dick man?
Craw: Oh steph!
Larry: You taking bout my johnson?
Steph: Demarr?
Craw: Helm?
Larry: LJ?
Steph: Pick and roll like this diagram?
Larry: Oh, yeah, do it! Do it now!



[Edited by - nalod on 11-21-2005 2:13 PM]
NYK3
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11/21/2005  1:55 PM
Nalod thats not Nate, its Crawford
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djsunyc
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11/21/2005  1:56 PM


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bobs3304
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11/21/2005  1:59 PM
ya seriously. durr.


my turn!




Crawford (thinking to himself): Man f!ck this play. I'm just gonna do my usual crossover and chuck. I'm gonna get that patented someday...

Stephon (thinking to himself): Ehh. I needa get some breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant. Thirsteyyy....




[Edited by - bobs3304 on 11-21-2005 1:59 PM]
DLee is the best thing to happen to NY in Isiah's 4 year tenure. And that alone, though a positive on the radar, is sad as hell.
mattshaw78
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11/21/2005  2:10 PM


JC: Larry Xs and Os looks like boobies

SM: You damm right!!!!
BlueSeats "I like anyone who can make Lebron cry. Melo seems to do it a lot."
tomverve
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11/21/2005  2:13 PM


LB: Look guys, things are not going so well on ultimateknicks.com. Just check out this print out of the Lakers game thread. People are complaining that you aren't aggressive enough, Steph, so I'm gonna need you to take it to the hole today.

Marbury: But coach, then people will say I shoot too much and don't get my teammates involved.

LB: What do you expect? If you're not perfect, you're a bum.

Jamal (mumbling to self): I can't believe Briggs is saying he wants to trade for Jalen Rose. Just the other day he was saying his career is over.

LB: It works both ways, Jamal. You are a top 3 midrange jump shooter in the NBA right now. Don't mess it up by having an off night.
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mattshaw78
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11/21/2005  2:29 PM


LB: Here are the two drama queens in Ultimate knicks
JC: Nalod and Fish Mike knows who the drama queens are
SM: Yea those guys are drama queens
BlueSeats "I like anyone who can make Lebron cry. Melo seems to do it a lot."
djsunyc
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11/21/2005  2:30 PM


LB: add the two, and carry the one, damn, they really are paying me $10 mil a year.
EnySpree
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11/21/2005  2:43 PM


LB: So you see guys the reason I haven't stuck with the rotation is because I'm actually a double agent. You see.....I work for Scott Layden. He's paying me to throw games so they can fire Isiah.

Craw: Damn man.....

Marbs: Why coach?

LB: It's my prostate man......the Mayo Clinic ain't taking no food stamps. I Caucasian gotta do what he gotta do!
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OngBok
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Thailand
11/21/2005  2:51 PM
Steph: Is that a pic of you and your wife having sex coach ??

LB: Yes it is my wife but thats not me, see how big his penis ?? I havn't had an errection in 10 yrs.

Crawford: Damn thats Darko !! Revenge really is sweet !!
Isiah Thomas will lead us back to the playoffs in 2006 !!!
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