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djsunyc
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8/30/2005  10:31 PM
Traylor Fails Physical With Jersey
30th August, 2005 - 9:09 pm

NBA.com - New Jersey Nets President Rod Thorn has announced today that free agent forward Robert Traylor has failed his physical and will not be joining the Nets for the 2005-06 season.

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again, to those that aren't sure, caseloads is not in charge of the physicals in nj
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8/30/2005  11:07 PM
Shareef too! they must have the toughest physical in the world!
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8/30/2005  11:10 PM
breaking news....

nj doctors revealed the reason traylor failed the physical was due to an unusually high amount of GRAVY in the blood.
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8/30/2005  11:12 PM
Posted by Bonn1997:

Shareef too! they must have the toughest physical in the world!

they took a blood sample and an X ray from tractor traylor

The X-ray showed 7 Big Mac's in Traylor's abdomen and the blood had a very high strawberry shake content, thus failing the rather portly Tractor. Alas, the Nets did give him a buy 1 get 1 free coupon for Subway as a going away gift
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8/30/2005  11:14 PM
Posted by djsunyc:

breaking news....

nj doctors revealed the reason traylor failed the physical was due to an unusually high amount of GRAVY in the blood.


hey man, we had the same joke going at the same time and I think if we combine the gravy and the shake--we might have it all other than the 27 slim jim's found stuck in his large intestine
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8/30/2005  11:15 PM
Posted by BRIGGS:
Posted by Bonn1997:

Shareef too! they must have the toughest physical in the world!

they took a blood sample and an X ray from tractor traylor

The X-ray showed 7 Big Mac's in Traylor's abdomen and the blood had a very high strawberry shake content, thus failing the rather portly Tractor. Alas, the Nets did give him a buy 1 get 1 free coupon for Subway as a going away gift

Sweetney better not even try to sign with them when he's an FA!
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8/30/2005  11:15 PM
hey man, we had the same joke going at the same time and I think if we combine the gravy and the shake--we might have it all other than the 27 slim jim's found stuck in his large intestine

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[Edited by - djsunyc on 08-30-2005 11:16 PM]
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8/30/2005  11:34 PM
So, before Tractor was able to sign his contract, the failed physical caused the Nets to say: Back it up?
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8/31/2005  12:11 AM
great now we can sign him for the LLE as our 10th PF!
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8/31/2005  12:25 AM
Jason kidd is probably like - WTF - cant we get anyone on our squad?
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8/31/2005  6:56 AM
Clarence Weatherspoon is still available! Jeez, why haven't the Nets moved on this guy yet?
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8/31/2005  10:42 AM
Yet Morning passed with flying colors
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8/31/2005  3:28 PM
Posted by Caseloads:

Jason kidd is probably like - WTF - cant we get anyone on our squad?


If Kidd had to take the NJ physical now, i'm sure he'd fail it too, but hes still gunna be out there. Thorn is an idiot.
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Posted by Pharzeone:

Yet Morning passed with flying colors
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