Posted by tomverve:
Some dudes jack off to the pictures of the chicks, Nalod jacks off to insulting Bonn.
TomNerve,
I hope I have not offended you. Its quiet noble of you to back Bonn. Short of charming in a mid evil romantic kinda of way.
Im wondering in my sarcastic obnoxiousness your taking things a bit to heart and possibly offending far more readers with such a volger display of vocabulary. Certainly the actual thought of nalod, secretly running off and empty room, rubbing lotion on with one hand while I surgically type with the other (save the keyboard!) while I multitask the delicious thoughts of our sniting academic while gyrating to the methodic rythem of my imagination I reach the climax of my thoughts and in my excitement push the "POST NEW REPLY" and convulse in udder delight is quite remote! Is that what you insinuate to the reading public? My hairy back and all? Trust me, you don't want that graphic visualizatoin floating around the imaginations of these knick fans. And you don't want to be the one who gives it to them!
Sorry if I cut on to a nerve dude! I understand we might have knick fans of alternative lifestyles. Trust one thing, im not a homophobe. If any of my alternative lifestyle friends, family or neighbors pulled out a picture of a doggie while others in the room were talking about basketball I think we all would get a good chuckle of it. Why? Cuz its funny!
See, I know bonnie does not have that queer eye. Bonnie knows I like him and we enjoy a good joust for the sport of it from time to time. Nothing I ever say to him is nearly as volgur as your rely to me was.
So if I jump on bonnie, and you jump on me, we got ourselves a train of sorts going!
Whoo whoo!
Minhearts: everything I have read about Channing is great! The site is a bit hokey, but thats cool. This guy is well balanced with an education and from a good family. I think he can become a fan favorite. We need guys like this! They can become leaders! He got a nice doggie!