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who is the WORST knicks beat writer?
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djsunyc
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8/16/2005  8:32 PM
my vote goes to frank arse-hole-a (c) hardcoreknicksfan

this is how he writes a knicks article:

1. put on pj's
2. get a glass of warm milk
3. sit in front of the computer
4. instant message all his girlfriends "that just don't live around here"
5. reads all the ny papers
6. visit espn.com/nba section
7. read hoopshype
8. read fan reactions and suggestions on ultimateknicks
9. tell mom he's going to bed soon
10. forumulate an opinion based on other's opinions
11. write article and report it as the truth
12. drink milk
13. say goodnight to all his online girlfriends
14. send a thank you email to layden for getting him the job
15. kiss mom goodnight
16. put on his retainer
17. turn off lights and go to bed


[Edited by - djsunyc on 08-16-2005 8:44 PM]
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HARDCOREKNICKSFAN
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8/16/2005  8:42 PM
ROFLMMFAO!!!!!

Yeah Frank Arse-ola has been working very hard to climb the ladder of a list like this, DJ! He's going for the #1 Spot and playing Ludacris in the background. B!tch Lawrence is more a distant second than (in the not so distant past) I believed humanly possible.

I'm surprised that fool can even walk the streets of NY and not get smacked in the head every day, with all the putrid venom he spits on our team. The filthy bastid!

Mike Vaccaro of the Post is a distant third IMO.


[Edited by - HARDCOREKNICKSFAN on 08-16-2005 8:43 PM]
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fishmike
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8/16/2005  9:02 PM
18... see if mom cleaned bedsheets from accident night before

I actually think Berman is equally inept. Just for the record
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HARDCOREKNICKSFAN
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8/16/2005  9:07 PM
IMO Berman's picked it up a notch towards the optimistic approach.
Maybe he learned his lesson after that Sprewell drama that got the NY Post sued LOL.

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8/16/2005  9:25 PM
I haven't read much Isola lately (I guess there's a reason for that), but my vote easily goes to Mitch Lawrence. Daily News is batting 1.000.
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LJ2
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8/16/2005  9:26 PM
Worst=Lawrence
Best=?
Dave D'Allesandro from the Star Ledger used to be real good, but now he covers the Nets sporadically.
Silverfuel
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8/16/2005  9:27 PM
Posted by LJ2:

Dave D'Allesandro from the Star Ledger used to be real good, but now he covers the Nets sporadically.
Agreed, he was good as a Knicks beat writer. Now he is all Nets.


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8/16/2005  9:32 PM
Worst is definitely a tie between Isola and Lawrence for me. I've grown to accept Berman. He's often wrong, but it's never as maliciously wrong as Isola.

My favorite is Vecsey, though he's more of an NBA conspiracy theorist. Hollinger is good on the Knicks too.
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djsunyc
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8/16/2005  9:35 PM
i liked broussard for the times. now he does espn.
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8/16/2005  9:59 PM
Worst- Chad Ford
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8/16/2005  10:58 PM
Lawrence wrote some real crap today. Usually he sucks.

I like Vescey. He don't drink the kool aid, but has a nice twist to his stuff.

he is obnoxious, so I can relate.
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8/17/2005  3:27 AM
Marc Berman

This guy is a true A-hole. When he has nothing to write about he makes up contraversies by using quotes poorly and other subterfuge. He reverses his opinion all the time because he has none. A scumbag, and a poor writer.

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