Lb: you look familiar?

Dolan: So do you?

Lb: Were you in the movies?

Dolan: No?

LB: Broadway?

Dolan: hows it hanging?

LB: Frank!

Dolan: Does it hurt?

LB: Frank-n-Furter! From rocky horror picture show! Holy ****! My new boss is gonna be a transextual from transextual transylvania!

Dolan: Yeah, well, well you look like Billy Crystal!

LB: Billy and I are both from Long beach. Good friend actually? HOws your dad!

Dolan: Uh, um, hes cool!

Isiah: Wheres Shelly?

LB: She is out by the pool, kids are in camp!

Isiah: Oh, I got Herb bringing PopCorn!

LB: Tell him to bring some bagels too, thsy suck out here!

Isiah: Pool in the back?

Dolan: HOwz it hanging?

LB: HOw is WHAT Hanging?

Dolan: Isiah said the main vein is insane baby? The one eyed lizard, old popeye? You know?

LB: Where did Isiah go?

Dolan: one eyed willie, the johnson, the....

LB: Enough! Its fine, im schtupping just fine!

Dolan: Where do you see your self in Five years?

LB: UH, chapel hill! Roys gonna phuch it up! Idiot!

Dolan: Thats great Larry, and you can have free cable!

LB: Wheres Isiah?

Dolan: Did you like greece?

LB: Phuching hated it, the damm toliets are filthy! I held my piss in for two weeks, thats why I needed my blatter worked on!

Dolan: I like Greek food, was it any good?

LB: Huh? WTF?

Dolan: Do you still have your sweaters from the ABA days? THey were nice!

LB: Look, what do you want to know?

Dolan: Actually Isiah said your a nice man. I like greek boys. You have a son? Could he......

LB: 12 million you demented phuch!

Dolan: Be the ball boy? Might be good fun for him.

LB: sorry man, still a bit irritable!

Dolan: No problem! I thing bythe way I think that our offense motion movement utilizing Marbs and Craw will be better than most think. Nate rob can give you10 min to dispell Marbs and move uptempo will will ruin most teams rythem. Trevor should spread out the defense as his shot is getting better. We pulled him from summer league to get him some secret coaching time. You understand. david Lee will be outstanding and Fry will have no problem getting his shot off with your ball movemnt. The defense I am very excited about. I sent my homies to get mid-evil on Marbs about him getting along with you and he will not be a problem. He pissed in his And-1's! Now I hope you can find herb and Aguire space on your staff. I have a few recommended properties for you and want you to call my broker as he can trade you in and out of the stock no problem. Now, you can see my quailude has worn off. Don't let on to Isiah that I am infact clairvoyent. I let him run the show. Scott is still doing the trades by the way, but Isiah is the face! We feed him what he needs to know, and send him to europe when we run our strategy meetings! He things hes getting over on us! Its quite hilarious by the way!

LB: Isiah was real nice the ohter nite! SMart!

Dolan: Of course he was, He IS VERY NICE *WINK* ok, its our secret.

Shelly: Hi hon, oh, we have company?

LB: yes dear, im sorry , this is James Dolan, chairman of Cablevision and of course the knicks!

Shelly: wasn't Isiah coming?

LB: i thought he was with you at the pool?

Shelly: No, I thought (Crash) What was that?

Dolan: It came from upstairs, I'll check!

Upstairs

Dolan: Isiah Jesus, wtf are you doing?

Isiah: Shelly got some nice clothes! real soft, I wonder if this is merano wool or.......

Dolan: take it off you fag-hag! your gonna blow it.

Isiah: I can fix his blatter in one blow!

Dolan: Take it off!

Isiah: She get this in france?

Dolan: Ok, you can fly out soon and get some, but take that stuff off and becarefull! Get back down now!

Isiah: OK, Im cool! Say, why you talking all funny? Biyotch!

Downstairs:

Dolan: Isiah was trying on, um, I mean, tryiing to get a fresh towel.

Shelly: Oh, by the way James...

Dolan: call me Jimmy in public, I was telling your husband my dumb act is what gives me an edge! Reagen used it for years!

Shelly: Oh James! anyway, Isiah is really a sweet sweet man! He dresses so nice, so polite, and I can really talk to him!

Dolan: good, but if he goes "mrs doubtfire" on us you will tell me!

LB: You mean Isiah is really........

Dolan: Yeah, but all the fans can't pick it up, he communicates well. Men like him cuz his rep, and are attracted to him but since he is not overtly effeminate, nobody gets it. Women like him cuz they percieve him as a sister and are not threatend. We did many hours of reasearch and study groups and he just was off the charts. Layden was taking too much heat, we had to create an image. A softer image, but its working!

Isiah: Jimmy!, you satisfied!

LB Jr. and Madison: Hey, its uncle Isiah! can we stay with you in the city? Who's the perv?

Dolan: Hi there kids, uh, im "uncle Jimmy" Isiahs friend from the city!

LB Jr. and Madison: YOu look familiar? What ever!

Dolan: Well Larry, *wink* I am satisfied, WHAT EVER ISIAH SAYS IS FINE WITH ME *wink*

Isiah: Thanks Jimmy, why not meet me in the limo, I'll be right out!

LB: thanks "jimmy", see you soon man!

Shelly: Oh Jam..er, Im mean Jimmy. Thank you!!

Dolan: Whoa, got up too soon! The ludes just.....Eer, yeah, the limo, right. Bye kids! Isiah, im gonna chow some corn man!

LB Jr. and Madison: Like sure dude!

Isiah: Herbie will be here in the morning, lots of popcorn and movies!

LB Jr. and Madison: Yeah! Mom, Dad, can Isiah sleep over!

LB: Uh, no actually!

Isiah: Thanks, see you next week!

Shelly: Ok Isiah, lets do lunch!

Isiah: Oh yes, its so hot, how about Seridipity and get a frozen hot chocolate!

LB: Bye bye

Slam

Shelly: What just happened here?

LB: Conna cost 12 mil a year!

(Going upstairs)

Shelly: Did you take the viagra yet?

LB: Why? (looking down at his erection) Holy sheet! Sorry hon!

Shelly: Larry?

LB: I guess Isiah really does appeal to men! Wow, by the way put this on?

Shelly: whats my french lace teddy doing out?

LB: Hurry just put it on!

(In bed)

LB:spit spit

Shelly: whats wrong

LB: Got a hair in my mouth! *spit* wow, quite curly and thick, don't you think?

Shelly: The pool towels are downstairs, you think Isiah was.......

LB: There goes my stiffy! Gonna cost them 13 mil now.

Shelly: When does Herb get here?

LB: Hon?

Shelly: Oh Larry, just kidding! Just concentrate, think of somethingelse!

LB: MMMMMMMMMMahhhhhh! *whisptering sweet nothings in Shelly's ear*

Shelly: Oh larry, I did not know you knew french?

LB: I don't!

Shelly: Don't stop!

The end!










[Edited by - nalod on 07/25/2005 14:29:44]

HAHA!! 2 for 2 today...

nalod you mad perv!

Isiah stocking up on more of those scrumptious t-neck sweaters.

Frank-n-furter Dolan as the brains of the outfit.

Nice

Posted by Nalod:

IM thinking Herb and larry in an italian resturant in westchester with a blend of the famous dinner with Michael Corleone, Salatso, and the police caption!

But gotta get more work done today!

Knicks getting mad press this summer!

and layden as the waiter!

Posted by Nalod:

Posted by Marv:

Posted by Nalod:

IM thinking Herb and larry in an italian resturant in westchester with a blend of the famous dinner with Michael Corleone, Salatso, and the police caption!

But gotta get more work done today!

Knicks getting mad press this summer!

Waiter just stood there. Layden was Pauly who was the Don's driver and was "sick" when he was shot up in front of Genco by the fruit stand. Pauly took clemenza to scout sits so the boys could go to the "matresses" and got shot in the back of the head while clemeza was taking a leak.

Sonny: "I don't want my kid brother coming out of that bathroom with just his dick in his hands!"

and layden as the waiter!

layden would have misunderstood the directions. when michael came out of the bathroom layden the waiter would have been at their table with his dick in his hands.

i'll accept that.

I'm a pure Layden-basher. His deer-in-the -headlights lost little boy act, combined with terrible basketball acumen and judgement combined with predilection for soft Utah types, inspired the gratifying image of him as a dumbstruck frightened waiter with his dick in his hands mute in the face of real players.

but this is an old and tired theme so i'll gladly retire it.