Isiah: "herb, drive out to the hamptons and see Larry. Im giving him your job."

Herb: "uh, can I take the chopper also?"

Isiah: "Dammit Herb, take the Jitney!" "here 10 bucks! And don't stare at his wife!"

Herb: "can I have some of that caramel pop corn?"

Isiah: "Thats for his kids you idiot!"

Herb: "So your saying if Im cool, and Larry is cool with my being cool, they he will come?"

Isiah: "No, if his kids like you, then you can stay"

Herb: "If im not cool, then I get the head coach job?"

Isiah: " I told you I must make a run for Phil to look good, the job was yours, but I said if the vision I had a few months ago came to be, then I would turn on the "Isiah" charm on Him and Shelly!

Herb: what vision?

Isiah: I hear voices?

Herb: Voices?

Isiah: Yeah, sometimes they are in french? Its not like the dog talks to me like "son of sam", but I hear voices!

Herb: what do they tell you?

Isiah: Trade Kurt Thomas! Hire Laimbeer! Hire Larry!

Herb: Thats Dido!

Isiah: Huh?

Herb: Never mind, you would not believe me anyway?

Isiah: stop babbling! Go see Larry and be cool!

Herb: If he does not come, I am head coach right?

Isiah: Uh, yeah

Herb: SO you want me to bow down before this 64 year old jewish cat, not stare at his hot wife, bring his kids some popcorn, so he can make 11 mil a year and i get what?

Isiah: Ok, heres some POpcorn for you!

Herb: Larry is not from Chicago.

Isiah: thats all made up crap anyway. Im saving my Momma to woo Lebron anyway. Shelly thinks im just lovely! Im gonna do her!

Herb: oh, thats why you don't want me staring at her?

isiah: No man, its just that larrys not "UP" for things if yo know what I mean and Shelly is a bit younger! Larry gets pissed if your in disbelief 64 year old man can get such hotness. And he won't come.

Herb: And I get to coach!

Isiah: Uh, sort of?

Herb: Don't forget the popcorn right boss!

Isiah: and don't stare!

Herb: Not unless Dido tells me too!

Isiah: WHats a Dido?

Herb: Nice tie boss!

Isiah: GOt it in Europe!

Herb: We did not draft any euros by the way?

Isiah: Shhhhhh! don't tell Dolan! Tee hee!

Herb: didno't you want to draft one, all the teams are doing it!

Isiah: I drafted Lee, his ansestors are from europe!

Herb: Then why did you go not once, but twice?

Isiah: I guess Dido told me to go?

Herb: Ahh, good one boss!

Isiah: Be cool! Don't blow it!

Herb: But But!

Isiah: Hey you can coach, but I'll be on "Letterman" and you'll to be "gone" chaney!

Herb: Jitney huh?

Isiah: Jitney.

ROFLMAO!!!!

Ah man!! What would my day be like without you Nalod!

LMAO, that was great.

too funny instant classic

btw, I think this conversation probably really happen in some parts.

HAHAHAHA, Thats some funny sht! It should be in the thread hall of fame.

Posted by Allanfan20:

Well done Nalod. I'm surprised you forgot to sneak in some snit and gay robot talk.

Sequel!

Now that's quality content!! Show 'em why UltimateKnicks.com is the place to be Nalod...

really funny. I'll bookmark this thread!