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My Requested Knick Battle Rhymes
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roblackman
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7/20/2005  12:59 AM
yo yo...yo...yo...check me out yo...yo...turn up the headset yo...yo...yo yo yo...bring that beat back yo...yo check me out...

...my words are like a snake hissing/like a coach pissing--on the competition/betta listen to the lyrics and enjoy it/or find yourself face down in larry brown's toilet...

yo...yo...check me out...Knicks fans/we sicker than a Larry Brown bed pan--after Mexican/you about to get wet/like our coach's pants/we're gonna take the title/if our coach's pulse stay vital/haters get the facts/that smell isn't from Larry Brown's slacks/oh yes it is...

yo..yo yo yo...Our coach ain't potty trained/we still bringen our A game/he be schemin' for weeks/he be streamin' some leaks/yellow body fluid/if you get down to it/what's it to a scrub like you/Hey Herb, wipe that off his shoe...

yo yo...I don't know what's weaker and sadder/your lame ass D or Larry Brown's bladder/got a coach who's taught on every continent/no matter the status of his incontenence/betta watch out for Trev Ariz/and that slippery spot from Larry's pee/crunch time-can you take some fouls/we need time out coach just moved his bowels...

yo...YOU'RE-AN-EIGHT was Spree/UR-IN-ATE is LB/the difference is hard to see/since both flush with authority/but one goes for the hoop/the other pinches out poop/pee/whatever it may be/he's not ashamed/it's an offensive game/to most he's confusing and muddled/when he's standing in his 10 million dollar puddle/but you better stay in your place/or take a straight shot to the face EWWWWWW I'm out.


[Edited by - roblackman on 07/20/2005 01:47:38]
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bobs3304
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7/20/2005  1:06 AM
yo...


I made up rhymes like that after i saw the Artest brawl. Maybe I'll upload that ish one of these days. I think it was called, "Causin a Ruckus"...
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OAK
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7/20/2005  1:55 AM
I really think that this guy should be banned from this site.

This is vile. NOT funny at all.
bobs3304
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7/20/2005  1:58 AM
Posted by OAK:

I really think that this guy should be banned from this site.

This is vile. NOT funny at all.


Lighten up. It was hilarious.
DLee is the best thing to happen to NY in Isiah's 4 year tenure. And that alone, though a positive on the radar, is sad as hell.
roblackman
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7/20/2005  2:03 AM
Posted by OAK:

I really think that this guy should be banned from this site.

This is vile. NOT funny at all.

blame tkf, he asked for some battle rhymes...and never gave me my props.
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EnySpree
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7/20/2005  2:03 AM
Reminds me of the old Daily News forum.....we had a streaming site and we had freestyle days. It was fun.

I dunno if Martin and Andrew will allow this but it would be cool to remain an off-topic thing. Just as long as there are not too much cursing and the dreaded "N" word that kids use too frequently nowadays.
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roblackman
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7/20/2005  2:09 AM
Posted by OAK:

I really think that this guy should be banned from this site.

This is vile. NOT funny at all.

Looks like I offended another bladder-challenged Knicks fan, let's see, that makes 4 this year.
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EnySpree
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7/20/2005  2:15 AM
Yo...Yo...roblackman gotta go/ with that 80's style rappin/ not happenin/ let's get the games crackin and/ slap some men/ with a keyboard attackin them/ like bin laden man/ blowin screens up like afganistan./Or a toilet as long as dudes don't spoil it/ freestyling I'm all for it!

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7/20/2005  3:20 AM
RoBlackman, you alright wit me!
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matt
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7/20/2005  7:31 AM
Tee hee, Larry Brown has bladder problems. Teehee

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7/20/2005  7:46 AM
Yo yo!

A big deeper in the gutter than I would have gone, but gotta apreciate the effert!

I think he ment a basketball related one, not out to batter, banter, or berate the blatter!
simrud
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7/20/2005  7:56 AM
Its just not that good, the joke gets old when you use it every day for three days straight. I mean cmon you already posted a poolry photoshoped poster, made a crack about this on about every Larry Brown thread, and now this. It was somewhat funny, but its really dying now.
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roblackman
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7/20/2005  8:38 AM
Posted by Nalod:

Yo yo!

A big deeper in the gutter than I would have gone, but gotta apreciate the effert!

I think he ment a basketball related one, not out to batter, banter, or berate the blatter!

It was a joke, I don't claim to be a battle rapper--I can't believe some people are taking this so seriously.
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roblackman
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7/20/2005  8:40 AM
Posted by simrud:

Its just not that good, the joke gets old when you use it every day for three days straight. I mean cmon you already posted a poolry photoshoped poster, made a crack about this on about every Larry Brown thread, and now this. It was somewhat funny, but its really dying now.

I posted it last night, timing is everything.
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