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The Absolute Last Damn Carmelo Anthony Thread, Ever
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OGkush121
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1/7/2013  2:07 PM    LAST EDITED: 1/7/2013  2:07 PM
His parents didn't name Carmelo, Carmelo named his parents.

When opposition teams come to MSG they are each handed an ice pack, in order to lessen the pain when Carmelo eventualy burns them.

The reason the Knicks have "already" lost 10 games is because Carmelo wants to make the NBA look believable, as going 33 and 0 would upset the balance in this world. The extra losses are there so that when he decides to stop letting others have a chance he can always fall back on those 10 losses saying: "I'm not god, after all we did lose those 10 games didn't we?"
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1/10/2013  10:32 AM
He's matching his suspension money with a personal check to Kars for Kids, so they can buy a small fleet of new cars.

He just wanted to make sure KG got on the bus safely. The parking lot still had a little ice on it. And KG is an older guy.

He's contacted General Mills to see if they can rename Honey Nut Cheerios 'LaLa Loops'.
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1/10/2013  10:53 AM
Did someone say LaLa Loops?

jrodmc wrote:He's matching his suspension money with a personal check to Kars for Kids, so they can buy a small fleet of new cars.

He just wanted to make sure KG got on the bus safely. The parking lot still had a little ice on it. And KG is an older guy.

He's contacted General Mills to see if they can rename Honey Nut Cheerios 'LaLa Loops'.

When asked about the incident, Allen Iverson replied, "we're talking about Honey Nut Cheerios... we're not talking 'bout Froot Loops, not Froot Loops...we talkin' about Honey Nut Cheerios... Honey Nut Cheerios.... we talkin' about Honey Nut Cheerios. how silly is that?

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1/10/2013  11:04 AM
his pet name for her is Lalaliscious
the fact that you can't even have an unrelated thread without some tool here bringing him up make me think that rational minds are few and far between. Bunch of emotionally weak, angst riddled people. I mean, how many times can you argue the same shyt
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1/10/2013  12:15 PM    LAST EDITED: 1/10/2013  12:17 PM
DurzoBlint wrote:his pet name for her is Lalaliscious

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1/10/2013  12:49 PM
sebstar wrote:
DurzoBlint wrote:his pet name for her is Lalaliscious

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LMAO!!!
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1/10/2013  1:50 PM
Post Of The Week Nominee

sebstar wrote:
DurzoBlint wrote:his pet name for her is Lalaliscious

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Perfect casting, Special Effects and Editorial excellence.

Epic.

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1/14/2013  10:43 AM
Cerealgate causes him to give up food, so he can clear his mind, and concurrently bring Cope along nicely.

He thankfully decided against a unibrow. He will artfully weather the criticism that will arise on this before the All-Star break.

He will ease the fanbase into the first back to back to back 50 point games in Knickstory.

Hare Krishna's everywhere are adopting orange headbands as the preferred mark of true enlightenment.
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1/14/2013  10:51 AM

Melo's colan is stronger than KG's mind.

Melo owns stock in General Mills, he was offended because he knows what La La tastes like, and its not as good as "Honey Nut".

When he cleaned his mind, no dirt was found.
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1/14/2013  11:18 AM    LAST EDITED: 1/14/2013  11:18 AM
When he spotted a plate of his favorite chocolate chips, Cookie Monster ignored them, stared at the camera and shouted, "me want Carmelo!"
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1/14/2013  12:54 PM
misterearl wrote:When he spotted a plate of his favorite chocolate chips, Cookie Monster ignored them, stared at the camera and shouted, "me want Carmelo!"

That sounds like something Elhomo would say.

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1/14/2013  12:57 PM
Nalod wrote:
Melo's colan is stronger than KG's mind.

Melo owns stock in General Mills, he was offended because he knows what La La tastes like, and its not as good as "Honey Nut".

When he cleaned his mind, no dirt was found.

I like how you worked 'dolan' into that first point. Rhyme and reason.
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