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MaTT4281
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9/3/2006  1:22 AM
Heh, always nice to read a good Dubya joke before bed.

One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word "tragedy."

"Well, " one girl replied, "If my mommy ran over my dog, Rover, that would be a tragedy!"

The President smiled at the little girl and said, "No, sweetie. That would be an accident! Can anyone give it a try?"

A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, "I know! I know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone!"

The President shook his head and said, "No son. That would be a great loss! Doesn't anyone know of a good example of a tragedy?"

A small girl raised her hand and said, "Well, Mr. President, if you and Laura were in Air Force One and it was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, most people would think that that was a tragedy!"

"Very good, " he said. "And what was your reason for that answer?"

"Well, " she said, "It would not be an accident and it sure would not be a great loss!"


And no BasketballJones, definately no need to "make up" jokes about our esteemed leader.
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9/3/2006  8:13 AM
Posted by martin:

We shall both see you guys back here around the 3-4am hour.
I couldn't make it man. I dunno if it was the alcohol or the weather or both but I was out by 1:30 am. And here is the real shocker, I forgot to check ultimate before I went to bed!! Thats so not like me. I'm guessing Martin had a night with a happy ending. No 3am post from him either. Btw, I have never tried pregaming with water. I'm gonna try it out next time to help the hangover.

That queen joke was really funny but MaTT , I cant laugh at your joke.

P.S: In case you guys were wondering, I couldn't have 798 dry days. My no drinking thing lasted about 7 or 8 days.
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9/3/2006  11:50 AM
Posted by Silverfuel:
Posted by martin:

We shall both see you guys back here around the 3-4am hour.
I couldn't make it man. I dunno if it was the alcohol or the weather or both but I was out by 1:30 am.

damn me too. head hurts.

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9/3/2006  1:18 PM
Posted by Silverfuel:
Posted by martin:

We shall both see you guys back here around the 3-4am hour.
I couldn't make it man. I dunno if it was the alcohol or the weather or both but I was out by 1:30 am. And here is the real shocker, I forgot to check ultimate before I went to bed!! Thats so not like me. I'm guessing Martin had a night with a happy ending. No 3am post from him either. Btw, I have never tried pregaming with water. I'm gonna try it out next time to help the hangover.

That queen joke was really funny but MaTT , I cant laugh at your joke.

P.S: In case you guys were wondering, I couldn't have 798 dry days. My no drinking thing lasted about 7 or 8 days.

thattaboy. back in the saddle. everyone's gotta recalibrate every now and then.
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9/3/2006  3:24 PM
Posted by martin:
Posted by Silverfuel:
Posted by martin:

We shall both see you guys back here around the 3-4am hour.
I couldn't make it man. I dunno if it was the alcohol or the weather or both but I was out by 1:30 am.

damn me too. head hurts.

man crazy night in my house last night. some girl's calling over and over at 3am for my boy, saying "tell him it's a personal emergency." he keeps telling my daughter, "tell her you can't wake me up." i can't get the whole story out of him cause he's still asleep.

[Edited by - marv on 09-03-2006 3:25 PM]
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9/3/2006  3:32 PM
Posted by Marv:
Posted by martin:
Posted by Silverfuel:
Posted by martin:

We shall both see you guys back here around the 3-4am hour.
I couldn't make it man. I dunno if it was the alcohol or the weather or both but I was out by 1:30 am.

damn me too. head hurts.

man crazy night in my house last night. some girl's calling over and over at 3am for my boy, saying "tell him it's a personal emergency." he keeps telling my daughter, "tell her you can't wake me up." i can't get the whole story out of him cause he's still asleep.

[Edited by - marv on 09-03-2006 3:25 PM]

gulp.
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9/3/2006  4:04 PM
Posted by martin:
Posted by Marv:
Posted by martin:
Posted by Silverfuel:
Posted by martin:

We shall both see you guys back here around the 3-4am hour.
I couldn't make it man. I dunno if it was the alcohol or the weather or both but I was out by 1:30 am.

damn me too. head hurts.

man crazy night in my house last night. some girl's calling over and over at 3am for my boy, saying "tell him it's a personal emergency." he keeps telling my daughter, "tell her you can't wake me up." i can't get the whole story out of him cause he's still asleep.

[Edited by - marv on 09-03-2006 3:25 PM]

gulp.

ok - seems like it was just typical teenage drama. no o.d.'s and doesn't look like i'm gonna be a grandpa
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9/3/2006  4:07 PM
Posted by Marv:
Posted by martin:
Posted by Marv:
Posted by martin:
Posted by Silverfuel:
Posted by martin:

We shall both see you guys back here around the 3-4am hour.
I couldn't make it man. I dunno if it was the alcohol or the weather or both but I was out by 1:30 am.

damn me too. head hurts.


man crazy night in my house last night. some girl's calling over and over at 3am for my boy, saying "tell him it's a personal emergency." he keeps telling my daughter, "tell her you can't wake me up." i can't get the whole story out of him cause he's still asleep.

[Edited by - marv on 09-03-2006 3:25 PM]

gulp.

ok - seems like it was just typical teenage drama. no o.d.'s and doesn't look like i'm gonna be a grandpa

phew
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9/3/2006  6:06 PM
Posted by martin:

phew

tell me.
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9/3/2006  11:15 PM
Posted by Silverfuel:
Posted by martin:

We shall both see you guys back here around the 3-4am hour.
I couldn't make it man. I dunno if it was the alcohol or the weather or both but I was out by 1:30 am. And here is the real shocker, I forgot to check ultimate before I went to bed!! Thats so not like me. I'm guessing Martin had a night with a happy ending. No 3am post from him either. Btw, I have never tried pregaming with water. I'm gonna try it out next time to help the hangover.

That queen joke was really funny but MaTT , I cant laugh at your joke.

P.S: In case you guys were wondering, I couldn't have 798 dry days. My no drinking thing lasted about 7 or 8 days.

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9/4/2006  12:45 AM
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The picture posted wasn't supposed to be the green face, but rather
ok - seems like it was just typical teenage drama. no o.d.'s and doesn't look like i'm gonna be a grandpa
Well congratulations on the fact congratulations aren't in order, but how's the awkward thing goin?
That queen joke was really funny but MaTT , I cant laugh at your joke.
Fair enough, anything death related can be controversial, but just don't judge me, cause I laughed my ass off the first time I heard it.
Oh, and BTW, how'd those 7-8 days go?
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9/5/2006  12:31 AM
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9/5/2006  8:29 PM
Posted by MaTT4281:

Fair enough, anything death related can be controversial, but just don't judge me, cause I laughed my ass off the first time I heard it.
I know what you mean man. I'm not judging. Its just that Hindus put a different emphasis on the words spoken.
Oh, and BTW, how'd those 7-8 days go?
Easy. Didnt force myself not to drink or anything. It was natural progression of me getting over my ****ing binge. I'm too old for that ****. If it was 5 years ago, I'd bounce back and be at the bar the next night.
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9/5/2006  11:55 PM
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9/6/2006  12:09 AM
12:15 am

Does UK need to synchronize its clock?
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9/6/2006  10:01 AM
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12:15 am

Does UK need to synchronize its clock?

seems like it.
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9/7/2006  1:51 AM
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9/7/2006  7:05 AM
I was gettin to it.
Damn school already ruining my night schedule.
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9/7/2006  8:30 PM
clock check:

8:35 PM
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9/7/2006  11:21 PM
I apologize in advance if this has been posted here previously, just came across it today:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6805063692754011230

Funny Stuff

[Edited by - ctknicksfan on 09-07-2006 11:30 PM]
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