jimimou wrote:

sebstar wrote:

nyk4ever wrote:

sebstar wrote:

jimimou wrote:

sebstar wrote:

jimimou wrote:

sebstar wrote:

TMS wrote:she needs more bukkake in her life.

Why u assume she aint getting that? I think you're trying to say you want your --- well, I dont want to get all Ricky Martin up in here and talk about another man and all.

youre greying the lines right there seb.....caution

haha. Look at Jimi trying to check.

But this is good tho. Before my influence, this site was wild mango. Hella zesty. Now there is a low tolerance for that batti boy stuff. I feel like I've finally made an impact in this world. My life has some traction and purpose.

i just spit what i was drinking on my keyboard reading this - seb you funny bro....def let us know when you rob some skinny, no ass hiving white faced, blue eyed, blond haired, 'i like black dudes cause my daddy is a republican' wannabe hood rat for the airfare needed to get out here man.

*** calls up "suzy" ***

Seb: Hey ma, how r u doing?
suzy: Uh, I'm fine (angry)
Seb: What have you been up to?
Suzy: Save it, buddy. Let me ask you, why havent you returned my calls or texts...ur a fuc----
Seb: Babygirl, no need for all that. My bad on the slack. For real, I had phone issues, plus I've been grinding really hard at work. Real talk, tho --- I've missed you and I've been thinking about you.
Suzy: Really?!?!!? thats so sweet! Look, I'm sorry for getting so mad at you right now and ---
Seb: Lets not talk about the past, lets talk about the future. Our future. You know I got family out in NY. I was wondering if you wanted to take a lil vacation with me.
Suzy: You mean it?! I'd Love to!
Seb: I can take you to Soho, see all the sights, catch a ballgame, get our boogy on at some of the nightspots. I can get in them guts the way you like. All that.
Suzy: Oh my god. I love it.
Seb: Mama, if I can ask you a small solid. Can you handle our plane tickets? I'll get the rest of the trip.
Suzy: Sure! I'll just put it on my daddy's credit card.
Seb: (evil voice) PERFECT.

***fast forward to plane ride ***

Suzy: Oh my god. Like oh my god, Ive never been to NY. I cant wait to ....(babbles incessantly)
Seb: stewardess can I get another Jack n Coke. Make that a double!

***Gets off plane***
***Goes to nearest fast food spot***
***tell suzy to go in and order two combos, gives her 10 bucks***
***tell her Imma be outside making a phone call***
***seees Jimi waiting in the parking lot as expected. This is the planned meet-up-spot.
***soon as suzy walks in I run to Jimi's car --- Drive mothafukka, DRIVE!***

LOL that is classic **** right there. for real tho seb, you gotta make it out to one of these get-togethers sometime - we have a blast bro. just wait til you meet jimi, dude is a funny mofo.

Honestly, this has got to be done. Got to connect.

i'll tell you what - if ny too far or expensive, then let us know a few weeks in advance the next time you're going on one of you vegas blackout trips and i for 1 will def meet up out there. i get comp rooms at the bellagio and the hotel/four seasons at mandalay bay. im sure i can convince dj to get out there too.

Im definitely going to be in vegas on memorial day weekend and I will also be there on the last weekend of April.

jimimou wrote:

nyk4ever wrote:damn jimi, how you gettin all these comp rooms?

ssshhhhhhhhhh

believe it or not - i've NEVER been to Vegas. wanna go though. hook me up with these comps bro

TMS wrote:if u ever get out to Vegas, 2 words... Spearmint Rhino

Is that a drink ? lol

http://www.hoopsvibe.com/features/articles/82996-oob-iv-translating-big-bens-apology-rejecting-brad-miller-and-telling-jvg-to-stay-out-of-chicago

ramtour420 wrote:

TMS wrote:if u ever get out to Vegas, 2 words... Spearmint Rhino

Is that a drink ? lol

Strip club.

Alright just looking these thread over again. I think I'm sleeping on babygirl on the right. Real talk. Whats her name??????