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BasketballJones
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9/23/2007  7:58 PM


It appears that the object of the game is to place the "basketball" in the "basket".

Doesn't look too hard.
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9/24/2007  9:16 AM
Great picture - That's Dr. James Naismith, Inventor of Basketball.
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BasketballJones
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9/24/2007  10:44 AM


I found an image of the game actually being played.

I now believe there is sufficient evidence to support the theory that "basketball exists."



[Edited by - basketballjones on 09-24-2007 10:46]
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9/24/2007  12:40 PM
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9/24/2007  2:02 PM
Only one week until training camp. Awesome. I am officially pumped for this season.
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9/24/2007  10:40 PM
Posted by BasketballJones:



I found an image of the game actually being played.

I now believe there is sufficient evidence to support the theory that "basketball exists."



[Edited by - basketballjones on 09-24-2007 10:46]

This is the origin on NBA dress code...
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9/24/2007  11:23 PM
Posted by BasketballJones:



I found an image of the game actually being played.

I now believe there is sufficient evidence to support the theory that "basketball exists."



[Edited by - basketballjones on 09-24-2007 10:46]

you know this is a very famous shot. immediately following it, dr. james naismith turned to his female assistant and said, "bitch, i don't give a **** about these peaches. let's you and me hit an off-site."
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9/25/2007  12:39 PM
"Basketball" is apparently a game enjoyed by humans on planet earth. My investigations have led me to discover the rules of the game, formulated by the human with the identifier "Dr. James Naismith"



The rules are:

1. The ball may be thrown in any direction with one or both hands.

2. The ball may be batted in any direction with one or both hands (never with the fist).

3. A player cannot run with the ball. The player must throw it from the spot on which he catches it, allowance to be made for a man who catches the ball when running at a good speed if he tries to stop.

4. The ball must be held in or between the hands; the arms or body must not be used for holding it.

5. No shouldering, holding, pushing, tripping, or striking in any way the person of an opponent shall be allowed; the first infringement of this rule by any player shall count as a foul, the second shall disqualify him until the next goal is made, or, if there was evident intent to injure the person, for the whole of the game, no substitute allowed.

6. A foul is striking at the ball with the fist, violation of Rules 3,4, and such as described in Rule 5.

7. If either side makes three consecutive fouls, it shall count a goal for the opponents (consecutive means without the opponents in the mean time making a foul).

8. A goal shall be made when the ball is thrown or batted from the grounds into the basket and stays there, providing those defending the goal do not touch or disturb the goal. If the ball rests on the edges, and the opponent moves the basket, it shall count as a goal.

9. When the ball goes out of bounds, it shall be thrown into the field of play by the person first touching it. In case of a dispute, the umpire shall throw it straight into the field. The thrower-in is allowed five seconds; if he holds it longer, it shall go to the opponent. If any side persists in delaying the game, the umpire shall call a foul on that side.

10. The umpire shall be judge of the men and shall note the fouls and notify the referee when three consecutive fouls have been made. He shall have power to disqualify men according to Rule 5.

11. The referee shall be judge of the ball and shall decide when the ball is in play, in bounds, to which side it belongs, and shall keep the time. He shall decide when a goal has been made, and keep account of the goals with any other duties that are usually performed by a referee.

12. The time shall be two 15-minute halves, with five minutes' rest between.

13. The side making the most goals in that time shall be declared the winner. In case of a draw, the game may, by agreement of the captains, be continued until another goal is made.


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9/25/2007  2:15 PM
ok enough
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9/25/2007  2:16 PM
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Forum Po Po and #33 for a reason...
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9/28/2007  6:55 PM
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9/29/2007  8:12 AM
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9/30/2007  12:29 PM
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9/30/2007  7:25 PM
From the Mets to this- wow I'm bracing myself this year.

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10/1/2007  6:14 PM
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10/2/2007  3:54 PM
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10/2/2007  4:48 PM
Awesome focus dude.
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10/3/2007  11:22 AM
When do the preseason games start?
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