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BlueSeats
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5/9/2007  7:11 PM
Posted by RemBee76:

OK, I've figured it out, you guys are being purposefully obtuse to try and frustrate me and run me off the board.

So let me say this plainly...it won't work.

I don't know who this was directed at but nobody is out to get you, most of us barely know you. I don't think this is about YOU in the least.
One last time, its not the jokes, its that they are perpetuating a view of Eddy Curry that is inaccurate.

People used to tell me my assessments of Marbury were "untrue". In reality, they who thought so were merely uninformed.

Me thinks there are things about Eddy you simply are unaware of.

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Blueseats, unfortunately I hunted through the links that UK point to for pre-season articles that refered to Curry, but the ones I was looking for no longer work.

This is the best I could do...
[quote]Curry also admitted to homesickness, and found solace back in the Windy City. He worked out diligently with Michael Jordan's former trainer, Tim Grover. He played daily pickup games with other N.B.A. players. He consulted Juwan Howard for tips on playing in the post. He spent weeks working with the Knicks assistant coach Mark Aguirre, refining his moves.

''This is probably the hardest I've seen him work,'' Quentin Richardson, a teammate and fellow Chicago native, said of Curry, who, he added, he has watched ''every summer since before he got in the league.''

''I think he worked and took it a little more serious this summer,'' Richardson said. ''I'm definitely expecting to see better things from 'E.' ''

http://select.nytimes.com/search/restricted/article?res=F50910F63F540C778CDDA90994DE404482

Rem, most things in life are relative. Q saying he took things "a little more serious" is not the same as saying Eddy is a damn hard worker and his reputation for being lazy is wholly without merit. To my ears it sounds like he's saying that in the past Eddy has not taken things seriously enough.

Just to make a point, if the prior year Eddy ate 20 chili dogs a day, and the following off-season he cut down to 10 a day, one could validly say he's taking things "a little more seriously" while another could say he's still being irresponsible about his nutrition. Both sentiments can be simultaneously true, since they are relative.

I personally don't know how Eddy trains and eats, though I do know he has a reputation among coaches and players he's played with for not working hard enough. Listen, when a guy puts on weight as the season progresses you have to wonder what's going on. Pro ball amounts to a grueling amount of exercise that would shrink the average fatty down to a rail in a few months, but Eddy grows as the season evolves. What's up with that?

I actually think that if one is to be optimistic about Eddy they have to hope he's just been lazy and can turn it around with a change in mentality. But weight gets harder to manage as one gets older. If he's maxing out on his efforts and still continuing to grow it's an ominous sign for his future. He's only 24. If this is his max conditioning where will he be when he's 30?
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5/9/2007  7:14 PM
See, guys?

Now you're cookin' with gas.
Pro ball amounts to a grueling amount of exercise that would shrink the average fatty down to a rail in a few months, but Eddy grows as the season evolves. What's up with that?

Slow metabolism? Or maybe he is sneaking in Krispy Kreams during time outs.

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5/9/2007  7:20 PM
Posted by RemBee76:

See, guys?

Now you're cookin' with gas.
Pro ball amounts to a grueling amount of exercise that would shrink the average fatty down to a rail in a few months, but Eddy grows as the season evolves. What's up with that?

Slow metabolism? Or maybe he is sneaking in Krispy Kreams during time outs.


Even you can't talk about Eddy without mentioning cooking.

But issues with gas are probably better left unknown...
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5/9/2007  7:23 PM
Posted by RemBee76:

See, guys?

Now you're cookin' with gas.
Pro ball amounts to a grueling amount of exercise that would shrink the average fatty down to a rail in a few months, but Eddy grows as the season evolves. What's up with that?

Slow metabolism? Or maybe he is sneaking in Krispy Kreams during time outs.

Damn, if only there was some sort of action to take if you were cursed with a slow metabolism...
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5/9/2007  7:30 PM
I think I speak for every knick fan when I say that Curry needs to improve in all aspects of the game. If this is his ceiling and he's not going to be any better next year, well then the trade would seem to be a bust. But excuse some of us for being excited about a 24 year old center who has had to try and become a man in a man's league before our eyes. Stumbles and sputtered starts were expected. Going forward, the EC value prop should (hopefully) rise.
lol @ being BANNED by Martin since 11/07/10 (for asking if Mr. Earl had a point). Really, Martin? C'mon. This is the internet. I've seen much worse on this site. By Earl himself. Drop the hypocrisy.
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5/9/2007  8:28 PM
Good job. Gayest thread ever.
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5/9/2007  8:34 PM
ToddTT - the Rudy Gay thread is down the hall to the left
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5/9/2007  8:36 PM
Posted by misterearl:

ToddTT - the Rudy Gay thread is down the hall to the left

Earl, you're back! Whats up?
Sh-t in the popcorn to go with sh-t on the court. Its a theme show like Medieval times.
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5/9/2007  8:40 PM
codeunk - hell if I know...

hey, didya hear the one about Eddy Curry, the travelling salesman, the Mexican and the three farmer's daughters?

supwitchoo?

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5/9/2007  8:42 PM
Posted by misterearl:

codeunk - hell if I know...

hey, didya hear the one about Eddy Curry, the travelling salesman, the Mexican and the three farmer's daughters?

supwitchoo?

I haven't heard that one but I'm guessing it ends with Curry eating all their food.
Sh-t in the popcorn to go with sh-t on the court. Its a theme show like Medieval times.
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5/9/2007  10:07 PM
Alright fine the thread isn't THAT gay.

Here's mine:


"Eddy Curry's ass is SOO fat........

well I don't know, I mean, it's just really REALLY fat."
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5/10/2007  1:06 PM
"Eddy Curry's ass is SOO fat..."

when his beeper goes off, people think he is backing up

or

he sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

you make the call





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5/10/2007  1:24 PM
Curry is So Fat when he went bungee jumping he went straight to H.E. double hockey sticks


Curry is So Fat he sweats gravy


Curry's family is So Fat I threw a rock in the window of their house and it hit everybody


Curry is So Fat he stepped on a Scale and it Said "Bruised and Broken"


Curry is So Fat when I looked at his back pocket I saw he had 4 dimes, 2 quarters, 5 nickels, 3 pennies, every president had a frown on his face but Curry was happy because he had enough money to buy a cheeseburger from Mcdonalds

[Edited by - TrueBlue on 05-10-2007 12:28 PM]
LMFAO @ the Bio [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephon_Marbury[/url]
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5/10/2007  1:26 PM
Posted by misterearl:

"Eddy Curry's ass is SOO fat..."

when his beeper goes off, people think he is backing up

or

he sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

you make the call



Dude this is just mean.
I just hope that people will like me
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5/10/2007  2:16 PM
Posted by bobs3304:

Alright fine the thread isn't THAT gay.

Here's mine:


"Eddy Curry's ass is SOO fat........

well I don't know, I mean, it's just really REALLY fat."

Didn't Earl say the Rudy Gay thread is down the hall to the left....
"Man, who knows with this team." Aguirre.
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5/10/2007  3:26 PM


Eddy has in previous years always invited his posse to help with his off-season conditioning efforts
lol @ being BANNED by Martin since 11/07/10 (for asking if Mr. Earl had a point). Really, Martin? C'mon. This is the internet. I've seen much worse on this site. By Earl himself. Drop the hypocrisy.
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5/11/2007  12:13 PM
Posted by TrueBlue:

Curry is So Fat when he went bungee jumping he went straight to H.E. double hockey sticks


Curry is So Fat he sweats gravy


Curry's family is So Fat I threw a rock in the window of their house and it hit everybody


Curry is So Fat he stepped on a Scale and it Said "Bruised and Broken"


Curry is So Fat when I looked at his back pocket I saw he had 4 dimes, 2 quarters, 5 nickels, 3 pennies, every president had a frown on his face but Curry was happy because he had enough money to buy a cheeseburger from Mcdonalds

[Edited by - TrueBlue on 05-10-2007 12:28 PM]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH, this one takes the cake!!! Oh nevermind, Eddy does...
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5/11/2007  5:48 PM
Took me longer then expected but

whoop there it is



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5/11/2007  7:40 PM
This thread is so wrong.





Anyway ,Eddie is so fat that he jumped out of a tree and went straight to hell.
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5/11/2007  8:14 PM
Posted by BigC:

This thread is so wrong.





Anyway ,Eddie is so fat that he jumped out of a tree and went straight to hell.


I said the same thing, except bungee jumped.


[Edited by - TrueBlue on 05-11-2007 7:14 PM]
LMFAO @ the Bio [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephon_Marbury[/url]
Daily Award: Best Eddy Curry Diss

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