sebstar wrote:

jimimou wrote:

sebstar wrote:

jimimou wrote:

sebstar wrote:

TMS wrote:she needs more bukkake in her life.

Why u assume she aint getting that? I think you're trying to say you want your --- well, I dont want to get all Ricky Martin up in here and talk about another man and all.

youre greying the lines right there seb.....caution

haha. Look at Jimi trying to check.

But this is good tho. Before my influence, this site was wild mango. Hella zesty. Now there is a low tolerance for that batti boy stuff. I feel like I've finally made an impact in this world. My life has some traction and purpose.

i just spit what i was drinking on my keyboard reading this - seb you funny bro....def let us know when you rob some skinny, no ass hiving white faced, blue eyed, blond haired, 'i like black dudes cause my daddy is a republican' wannabe hood rat for the airfare needed to get out here man.

*** calls up "suzy" ***

Seb: Hey ma, how r u doing?
suzy: Uh, I'm fine (angry)
Seb: What have you been up to?
Suzy: Save it, buddy. Let me ask you, why havent you returned my calls or texts...ur a fuc----
Seb: Babygirl, no need for all that. My bad on the slack. For real, I had phone issues, plus I've been grinding really hard at work. Real talk, tho --- I've missed you and I've been thinking about you.
Suzy: Really?!?!!? thats so sweet! Look, I'm sorry for getting so mad at you right now and ---
Seb: Lets not talk about the past, lets talk about the future. Our future. You know I got family out in NY. I was wondering if you wanted to take a lil vacation with me.
Suzy: You mean it?! I'd Love to!
Seb: I can take you to Soho, see all the sights, catch a ballgame, get our boogy on at some of the nightspots. I can get in them guts the way you like. All that.
Suzy: Oh my god. I love it.
Seb: Mama, if I can ask you a small solid. Can you handle our plane tickets? I'll get the rest of the trip.
Suzy: Sure! I'll just put it on my daddy's credit card.
Seb: (evil voice) PERFECT.

***fast forward to plane ride ***

Suzy: Oh my god. Like oh my god, Ive never been to NY. I cant wait to ....(babbles incessantly)
Seb: stewardess can I get another Jack n Coke. Make that a double!

***Gets off plane***
***Goes to nearest fast food spot***
***tell suzy to go in and order two combos, gives her 10 bucks***
***tell her Imma be outside making a phone call***
***seees Jimi waiting in the parking lot as expected. This is the planned meet-up-spot.
***soon as suzy walks in I run to Jimi's car --- Drive mothafukka, DRIVE!***

LOL that is classic **** right there. for real tho seb, you gotta make it out to one of these get-togethers sometime - we have a blast bro. just wait til you meet jimi, dude is a funny mofo.

http://www.modelmayhem.com/707052

Details
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 150 lbs
Measurements: 34-27-39

About me
I'm a highly energetic, extremely competitive, and very intelligent young lady who is eager to succeed in this modeling industry. I have a very strong work ethic and I am very dedicated to any and every job that I have. I am a professional young woman and I intend on dealing with only professional, strictly business photographers. I will not do nudes, but if you are an artistic and creative photographer, I'm sure you can think of other ways to push the boundaries. I look foward to networking within this industry, building my portfolio, and taking some amazing photos.

More pics:
http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/707052/0

Now I know she's a model, I don't feel so bad objectifying the Chick. I think homegirl is looking right in some of these pics. I tend to go for shorter chicks but her 40" hips in those bikini shots? Yummy. But I think she's that girl around the way y'all would sweat at the bar the moment she says: "I'm writing a book on Allan Houston."

Now I just feel like a creepy e-stalker:
http://www.harlemwizards.com/about/people.php
http://www.queenstribune.com/qconf/SlamDunkStunner.html

AnubisADL wrote:

Juice wrote:Marija Kero

LOL that is good stuff Anubis.. who is this chick?

nyk4ever wrote:

sebstar wrote:

jimimou wrote:

sebstar wrote:

jimimou wrote:

sebstar wrote:

TMS wrote:she needs more bukkake in her life.

Why u assume she aint getting that? I think you're trying to say you want your --- well, I dont want to get all Ricky Martin up in here and talk about another man and all.

youre greying the lines right there seb.....caution

haha. Look at Jimi trying to check.

But this is good tho. Before my influence, this site was wild mango. Hella zesty. Now there is a low tolerance for that batti boy stuff. I feel like I've finally made an impact in this world. My life has some traction and purpose.

i just spit what i was drinking on my keyboard reading this - seb you funny bro....def let us know when you rob some skinny, no ass hiving white faced, blue eyed, blond haired, 'i like black dudes cause my daddy is a republican' wannabe hood rat for the airfare needed to get out here man.

*** calls up "suzy" ***

Seb: Hey ma, how r u doing?
suzy: Uh, I'm fine (angry)
Seb: What have you been up to?
Suzy: Save it, buddy. Let me ask you, why havent you returned my calls or texts...ur a fuc----
Seb: Babygirl, no need for all that. My bad on the slack. For real, I had phone issues, plus I've been grinding really hard at work. Real talk, tho --- I've missed you and I've been thinking about you.
Suzy: Really?!?!!? thats so sweet! Look, I'm sorry for getting so mad at you right now and ---
Seb: Lets not talk about the past, lets talk about the future. Our future. You know I got family out in NY. I was wondering if you wanted to take a lil vacation with me.
Suzy: You mean it?! I'd Love to!
Seb: I can take you to Soho, see all the sights, catch a ballgame, get our boogy on at some of the nightspots. I can get in them guts the way you like. All that.
Suzy: Oh my god. I love it.
Seb: Mama, if I can ask you a small solid. Can you handle our plane tickets? I'll get the rest of the trip.
Suzy: Sure! I'll just put it on my daddy's credit card.
Seb: (evil voice) PERFECT.

***fast forward to plane ride ***

Suzy: Oh my god. Like oh my god, Ive never been to NY. I cant wait to ....(babbles incessantly)
Seb: stewardess can I get another Jack n Coke. Make that a double!

***Gets off plane***
***Goes to nearest fast food spot***
***tell suzy to go in and order two combos, gives her 10 bucks***
***tell her Imma be outside making a phone call***
***seees Jimi waiting in the parking lot as expected. This is the planned meet-up-spot.
***soon as suzy walks in I run to Jimi's car --- Drive mothafukka, DRIVE!***

LOL that is classic **** right there. for real tho seb, you gotta make it out to one of these get-togethers sometime - we have a blast bro. just wait til you meet jimi, dude is a funny mofo.

Honestly, this has got to be done. Got to connect.

DrAlphaeus wrote:Wow, Juice with the government name! So what's the deal? The city ain't that big, so do you know Ms Kero in real life? Or do you have some uncanny private dick skills? >bait is set for seb<

http://www.modelmayhem.com/707052

Details
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 150 lbs
Measurements: 34-27-39

About me
I'm a highly energetic, extremely competitive, and very intelligent young lady who is eager to succeed in this modeling industry. I have a very strong work ethic and I am very dedicated to any and every job that I have. I am a professional young woman and I intend on dealing with only professional, strictly business photographers. I will not do nudes, but if you are an artistic and creative photographer, I'm sure you can think of other ways to push the boundaries. I look foward to networking within this industry, building my portfolio, and taking some amazing photos.

More pics:
http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/707052/0

Now I know she's a model, I don't feel so bad objectifying the Chick. I think homegirl is looking right in some of these pics. I tend to go for shorter chicks but her 40" hips in those bikini shots? Yummy. But I think she's that girl around the way y'all would sweat at the bar the moment she says: "I'm writing a book on Allan Houston."

Now I just feel like a creepy e-stalker:
http://www.harlemwizards.com/about/people.php
http://www.queenstribune.com/qconf/SlamDunkStunner.html

PAUSE @ "private dick skills" See, thats exactly the type of shyt I'm talking about, good Doctor!

But for real man, this model stuff I'm just not seeing it. I thought she was a cute around the way way chick, but I'm not trying to get bamboozled off this modeling trap. Again, I dont see it with her. Her head is probably gassed up like Sunoco.

Childs2Dudley wrote:I'm Facebook friends with this chick. She's actually from Astoria, Queens and I'm from here too. This means she's my future wife. It was meant to be.

Makes sense - I think I've seen her before at some club on Steinway.

nyk4ever wrote:

iSergio wrote:

Childs2Dudley wrote:I'm Facebook friends with this chick. She's actually from Astoria, Queens and I'm from here too. This means she's my future wife. It was meant to be.

Makes sense - I think I've seen her before at some club on Steinway.

how'd she look?

She's pretty. I wasn't blown away by her, or else I would have tried to talk to her, but she's pretty. If I saw her again, I would talk to her knowing she knows her hoops. LOL

sebstar wrote:

nyk4ever wrote:

sebstar wrote:

jimimou wrote:

sebstar wrote:

jimimou wrote:

sebstar wrote:

TMS wrote:she needs more bukkake in her life.

Why u assume she aint getting that? I think you're trying to say you want your --- well, I dont want to get all Ricky Martin up in here and talk about another man and all.

youre greying the lines right there seb.....caution

haha. Look at Jimi trying to check.

But this is good tho. Before my influence, this site was wild mango. Hella zesty. Now there is a low tolerance for that batti boy stuff. I feel like I've finally made an impact in this world. My life has some traction and purpose.

i just spit what i was drinking on my keyboard reading this - seb you funny bro....def let us know when you rob some skinny, no ass hiving white faced, blue eyed, blond haired, 'i like black dudes cause my daddy is a republican' wannabe hood rat for the airfare needed to get out here man.

*** calls up "suzy" ***

Seb: Hey ma, how r u doing?
suzy: Uh, I'm fine (angry)
Seb: What have you been up to?
Suzy: Save it, buddy. Let me ask you, why havent you returned my calls or texts...ur a fuc----
Seb: Babygirl, no need for all that. My bad on the slack. For real, I had phone issues, plus I've been grinding really hard at work. Real talk, tho --- I've missed you and I've been thinking about you.
Suzy: Really?!?!!? thats so sweet! Look, I'm sorry for getting so mad at you right now and ---
Seb: Lets not talk about the past, lets talk about the future. Our future. You know I got family out in NY. I was wondering if you wanted to take a lil vacation with me.
Suzy: You mean it?! I'd Love to!
Seb: I can take you to Soho, see all the sights, catch a ballgame, get our boogy on at some of the nightspots. I can get in them guts the way you like. All that.
Suzy: Oh my god. I love it.
Seb: Mama, if I can ask you a small solid. Can you handle our plane tickets? I'll get the rest of the trip.
Suzy: Sure! I'll just put it on my daddy's credit card.
Seb: (evil voice) PERFECT.

***fast forward to plane ride ***

Suzy: Oh my god. Like oh my god, Ive never been to NY. I cant wait to ....(babbles incessantly)
Seb: stewardess can I get another Jack n Coke. Make that a double!

***Gets off plane***
***Goes to nearest fast food spot***
***tell suzy to go in and order two combos, gives her 10 bucks***
***tell her Imma be outside making a phone call***
***seees Jimi waiting in the parking lot as expected. This is the planned meet-up-spot.
***soon as suzy walks in I run to Jimi's car --- Drive mothafukka, DRIVE!***

LOL that is classic **** right there. for real tho seb, you gotta make it out to one of these get-togethers sometime - we have a blast bro. just wait til you meet jimi, dude is a funny mofo.

Honestly, this has got to be done. Got to connect.

i'll tell you what - if ny too far or expensive, then let us know a few weeks in advance the next time you're going on one of you vegas blackout trips and i for 1 will def meet up out there. i get comp rooms at the bellagio and the hotel/four seasons at mandalay bay. im sure i can convince dj to get out there too.

jimimou wrote:

iSergio wrote:

nyk4ever wrote:

iSergio wrote:

Childs2Dudley wrote:I'm Facebook friends with this chick. She's actually from Astoria, Queens and I'm from here too. This means she's my future wife. It was meant to be.

Makes sense - I think I've seen her before at some club on Steinway.

how'd she look?

She's pretty. I wasn't blown away by her, or else I would have tried to talk to her, but she's pretty. If I saw her again, I would talk to her knowing she knows her hoops. LOL

now that's starphucking right there......

c'omo estas chiquita bonita, me isergio....ju wanna get in me truck?

LOL

martin wrote:I guess boys will be boys. I did delete some posts. You'all can do better, no?

you can't bring a dog in from the wild martin