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tomverve
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6/13/2007  12:17 PM
Posted by playa2:

So you slide her way and ask her are you here with anyone, if she says no, ask her may I join you and before she can answer you, ask her what she's drinking tonight.

Before she can answer about what she's drinking tonight, rest your hand on her shoulder and guide her down gently but firmly onto her knees. Before she can start making a scene, finish your business and break out.
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6/13/2007  12:27 PM
Posted by tomverve:
Posted by playa2:

So you slide her way and ask her are you here with anyone, if she says no, ask her may I join you and before she can answer you, ask her what she's drinking tonight.

Before she can answer about what she's drinking tonight, rest your hand on her shoulder and guide her down gently but firmly onto her knees. Before she can start making a scene, finish your business and break out.

What's the statistical probability of that working without getting the judicial system involved?
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6/13/2007  12:32 PM
works about 80% , truly depending on approach of the guy.....breath, teeth, attire you wear that day etc...
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6/13/2007  12:32 PM
Posted by islesfan:
Posted by tomverve:
Posted by playa2:

So you slide her way and ask her are you here with anyone, if she says no, ask her may I join you and before she can answer you, ask her what she's drinking tonight.

Before she can answer about what she's drinking tonight, rest your hand on her shoulder and guide her down gently but firmly onto her knees. Before she can start making a scene, finish your business and break out.

What's the statistical probability of that working without getting the judicial system involved?

That depends on how tight your game is.
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6/13/2007  12:48 PM
If you don't beleive me give it a shot, make sure you look her over well before you slide over next to her though. Find something on her (clothing) that you really like and compliment that after she accepts your drink proposal.


Fellas I will be waiting to hear your results !
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6/13/2007  12:58 PM
Posted by tomverve:
Posted by islesfan:
Posted by tomverve:
Posted by playa2:

So you slide her way and ask her are you here with anyone, if she says no, ask her may I join you and before she can answer you, ask her what she's drinking tonight.

Before she can answer about what she's drinking tonight, rest your hand on her shoulder and guide her down gently but firmly onto her knees. Before she can start making a scene, finish your business and break out.

What's the statistical probability of that working without getting the judicial system involved?

That depends on how tight your game is.

& how long you have until your hour is up & her pimp comes looking for her.
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6/13/2007  12:59 PM
I always felt they were referring to the "champagne room".

most of these songs are part of the strip club culture.

for example, "make it rain" refers to throwing a multitude of bills at a dancer.
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6/13/2007  1:08 PM
TMS, stay away from those known escort (booty)clubs and it will work just fine for you .

Now for the fellas who's game isn't that tight I have a plan for you too.

It's gonna cost you, this advice isn't for free email me at mase@roadrunner.com

[Edited by - playa2 on 13-06-2007 13:09]
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6/13/2007  1:15 PM
lol... if i could afford those escort clubs do you think i'd be around here posting with the rest of you suckas?
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6/13/2007  1:20 PM
Posted by playa2:
Posted by EnySpree:

So bitty is saying I should have bought the girl a drink? Hmmmm. I still say no. These are balls in my sac here buddy boy.....maybe that's why they are blue. Mmmmwahahahaha.

Well the older guys at my job were all saying by the drink and basically stalk her all night. They say mix and mingle and eventually someone will take the bait. Most of the guys around my age said to hell with that! So is buying a woman a drink an old school thing? I'm still think that whold thing is for desperate cornballs.

Need more info. Does not compute.


Ask a "PLAYA" how to approach a young lady with the drink proposal.


#1 she must be someone you would normaly not approach(looks good) makes it wort it, that in itself is worth the challenge.

Concerning beautiful women, guys are afraid to approach fearing rejection but that tells the women you must be someone of substance- either you got dough or you have something she might be intrested in.

So you slide her way and ask her are you here with anyone, if she says no, ask her may I join you and before she can answer you, ask her what she's drinking tonight. That alone will get your foot in the door the rest is up to you on how tight your game is.

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[Edited by - playa2 on 13-06-2007 12:20]

Playa is, "THE CONTINTENTAL!"
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6/13/2007  3:11 PM
^lmao!

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6/13/2007  3:19 PM
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6/13/2007  3:22 PM
ahhh, yesssth, i would offer to drive you home but my car does not exist....
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6/13/2007  3:27 PM
"I have a PhD in Tang."
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6/13/2007  4:57 PM
I too have a PhD. A Pimpin Ho's degree.
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6/13/2007  6:56 PM
Posted by kam77:

I too have a PhD. A Pimpin Ho's degree.

oh that's not bad.
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6/13/2007  7:10 PM
bobs has a PHD as well

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6/13/2007  9:12 PM
I have a PhD - a Phucking Huge Dick!
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6/13/2007  11:14 PM
Posted by Bonn1997:

I have a PhD - a Phucking Huge Dick!

You forgot to mention the pump.
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6/14/2007  7:26 AM
Ouch! Good one!
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