Posted by martin:

Posted by codeunknown:

The brilliance of this thread is undisputed.

I just read some of this thread and I would like to dispute the above.

I'd like to satirize Rembee's satirical commentary of the satire from other posters. So, I'm going to make an Eddy Curry joke in every thread I can find and then award Rembee an STFUTCNHFCA or whatever the acronym is.

Personally, I think the whole issue would be resolved if Eddy Curry's play wasn't such a satire of the game of basketball.

Okay Rembee I think you need to lighten up my friend. Number one. when you said:

He needs to improve in all of those areas, including conditioning.

Again, you are just agreeing with me. I still don't know what your complaint is. You argue and argue and argue and argue and then agree with me in the end. So since we agree in these areas this must not be what the argument is about.

Your complaint must be that people call him fat. That's why you started this post. You don't like that people call him fat. So you started this sarcastic post. Did you expect the board to then stop with the sarcasm and Eddie jokes. Anybody in their right mind would understand that a post like this was just going to bring on more Eddie jokes As a matter of fact I'm shocked at how few Eddie jokes their actually were on this post. I thought it would be days of people trying to get under your skin with their best Eddie joke. I didn't know the board had gotten so soft. In the old days this would have been brutal.

A couple days ago I tried to get an honest discussion going about Stephon Marbury http://ultimateknicks.com/forum/topic.asp?t=21394. I thought he had his best year and I wanted to talk about his strengths and weaknesses. I stated what I thought, and the rest of the post was littered with CrapBury jokes. I could have overreacted and had a fit over how people treated our poor Marbs. Or I could just roll with the punches and realize some like him and some don't. In the end the post was pretty funny. My advice Chill out, and stop being such a big baby .

Posted by Bippity10:

All this post did was increase the amount of Curry fat jokes board wide. I'm expecting to see a fat joke in the signature of 95% of the board.

Eddy Curry is not fat. He's just big-boned.

I think Rembee is a lot like oohah.

Posted by TrueBlue:

I think Rembee is a lot like oohah.

And possibly kam77

Posted by Bippity10:

1.) The reason Eddie Curry is so fat is that during the offseason Isiah told him to "lose weight" and he thought he said "Eat Cake."

2.) Eddy Curry is so fat, Jerome James runs around HIM to lose weight.

[Edited by - bippity10 on 09-05-2007 4:21 PM]

Joke thief! Fess up, those aren't yours...

Eddy Curry is so fat, his kids get "yo papa" jokes.

Just know that BlueSeats and TrueBlue are NOT really the same person. BlueSeats is the smart one.

[Edited by - kam77 on 05-09-2007 4:58 PM]

Posted by Bippity10:

Posted by mythfaze:

Posted by Bippity10:

1.) The reason Eddie Curry is so fat is that during the offseason Isiah told him to "lose weight" and he thought he said "Eat Cake."

2.) Eddy Curry is so fat, Jerome James runs around HIM to lose weight.

[Edited by - bippity10 on 09-05-2007 4:21 PM]

Joke thief! Fess up, those aren't yours...

I actually pulled them off the Celtics website but I'm still taking credit for them.

Those weren't even some of the best ones, I liked #8. I was going to post the whole list (complete with pic) when I noticed the strange similarities to your material.

^ post them post them. Google is too complicated for me!

10. Eddy Curry is so fat when he turns around, people give him a welcome back party!

9. Eddy Curry is so fat he has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

8. Eddy Curry is so fat his blood type is Helman's.

7. The reason Eddie Curry is so fat is that during the offseason IT told him to "lose weight" and he thought he said "Eat Cake." - Edited by Bippity

6. Eddy Curry is so fat, Jerome James runs around HIM to lose weight. -Edited by Bippity

5. Eddie Curry is so fat, his top plays take up two spots on Sports Center.

4. Eddy Curry is so fat, he gets a group discount at Red Lobster.

3. Eddie Curry is so fat he was baptized in blue cheese dressing.

2. Eddie Curry is so fat, his poops are bigger than Nate Robinson.

1. Eddie Curry is so fat, his underwear is so crusty, he put Betty Crocker out of Business.