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![]() Jason Gay of WSJ http://www.wsj.com/articles/mayweather-vs-pacquiao-vs-ridiculous-vs-sublime-1430681551 Mayweather vs. Pacquiao vs. Ridiculous vs. Sublime In the end, the big fight curdled into something predictable and methodical, sort of snoozy, but all week it had oozed ridiculous. It was always going to be at least partly ridiculous, right, they dropped it down in Las Vegas, for goodness’ sake, this glorious town industrialized ridiculous—get married in a drive-through; ride a gondola in a phony Venetian canal; venerate Carrot Top like he’s Edison or Beethoven. The fact that it took Floyd Mayweather Jr. and Manny Pacquiao a half decade of haggling, taunting and deal-breaking to get to this fight only added to the ludicrousness, then the rush-job agreement to finally do it, contingent on split custody with two TV carriers, the delays in signing the contract, the tickets that cost more than Toyotas, and the news early Saturday of a dispute over credentials for good journalists who’d dared to address Mayweather’s past, which included a 2012 guilty plea to misdemeanor domestic battery for which he served 60 days. There were protestors outside the casino, calls to donate the $99 pay-per-view fee to a women’s shelter. The lead-up to this fight of fights was mind-numbing in terms of its self-inflicted chaos, even by the usual self-inflicted chaos standards of boxing, but there was always this: Shortly after 8 p.m. local time, the thing would actually begin. Wait. Technical difficulties! Hold on. Too many people paying that record $99 for the pleasure to watch at home, apparently! Glitchy, glitchy. There would be a delay. OK! Fixed! Bring ’em out. They got it going in an MGM Grand arena that was thoroughly pro-Pacquiao, or anti-Mayweather; it was tough to distinguish the love from the loathe. Beyoncé was there and so was Leonardo DiCaprio in sunglasses and a don’t-look-at-me cap and Charles Barkley and Robert DeNiro and that guy from that thing on that show—you know, that guy. Tom Brady jetted in from watching the Kentucky Derby in person just hours before, because he is Tom Brady, and he is having Earth’s best life. Jamie Foxx sang the national anthem, and it was good. Justin Bieber kept mum, and it was better. Floyd Mayweather, Jr. beat Manny Pacquiao by unanimous decision Saturday night, after one of the most hyped boxing matches ever. Photo: AP (OK, yes: There are always a lot of dudes wearing jeans and untucked dress shirts in Vegas.) Still, this was the optimal town for boxing to rage, rage against the dying of whatever the poet said. Vegas is a place where we humans go to deny the inevitable—it is a mecca of the fake tan, the refastened brow, the bad hairpiece, the sucked-in-gut, the misspent paycheck and the bachelor/bachelorette/conventioneer gone wild. Here even the bleakest reality can be suspended for 48 hours. Mayweather-Pacquiao may not have come at the proper time to save boxing (it should have happened five years ago), but if you squinted hard enough, it resembled a throwback, the real thing.
Except maybe that was an illusion. This is what Mayweather does, you had to keep reminding yourself of it, he lures in his opponents, deceives them, makes them think they’re dictating when he’s the one doing the dictation, jabbing, countering, inspecting, calculating, defending, tiring them out. It is an evasive, unriveting style of boxing—on social media, the bored pay-per-view audience complained like they’d been handed a ball of yarn and pair of knitting needles—but it is wickedly effective and how he’s stayed unbeaten for so long. “I knew I had him from round one,” Mayweather said afterward, and the judges thoroughly concurred. On the entire 12-round night, the judges agreed to give Pacquiao only the fourth and sixth. Two of them also gave him the ninth and 10th.
Mayweather, who says he will retire after a final fight in September, was noncommittal. But do not rule out a sequel, if it can make money, even if the audience isn’t crying for it, even if it’s a terrible idea. They made “Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2.”
The arena cleared out around midnight and a walk through the casino floor revealed a city that returned to its absurd normal—the packed craps tables and thumping nightclubs and the gamblers carrying frozen margaritas in cups the length of 3-woods. At the sports book, dudes in jeans and untucked dress shirts took fistfuls of winnings and fanned them out for photos. A few hotels over, there was a wobbly bachelor party wearing tuxedo T-shirts and a cover band massacring Maroon 5 and a guy asking if it was too late to bet on Chelsea soccer. It all felt comfortable and familiar and sublime in the way you want Vegas to be. Mayweather vs. Pacquiao proved not to be a fight for the ages, but it was ridiculous enough to feel right at home. |