The Knicks Got 99 Problems But Winning A Game Ain't One
Ray Felton cannot decide between the blue or orange kicks
Gallo is learning to play without the gel in his hair
Wilson Chandler is running out of room for another tat
The Miami game on Jan 27 is on national television which means the celebrities will hog courtside seats more than normal
Amar'e might not break Willie Naulls' record of consecutive 30 point games, which means they both suck
Steve Nash isn't our lead guard (thank goodness)
Timofey is not a first name.
Landry Fields cannot jump nor does he have a quick first step. Hold up, where did he go?
Shanwn'e Williams missed his last shot attempt. The drugs must be kicking in again.
Toney Douglas has long arms.
Anthony Randolph looks unhappy. Hold up, he always looks unhappy.
Bill Walker lost his headband.
Andy Rautins pops was hurt his son didn't suit up. The Toronto announcers did an outstanding job on the broadcast anyway.
Herb Williams is unhappy. See Anthony Randolph.