Posted by eViL:

...At the 2005 NBA Draft David Stern approaches the podium to announce the New York Knicks first round selection at number 8...

Hubie Brown: Well guys, here comes the Knicks pick. There has been a lot of talk that they promised Channing Frye from Arizona this spot. Almost every mock draft has New York taking Frye.

Kevin Harlan: The Knicks have made some interesting choices in past drafts. This is Isiah Thomas' first time selecting in the first round for the Knicks.

Hubie: Right Kevin. Well let's see who he picks. David Stern is ready with the announcement.

David Stern: With the 8th pick of the draft, the New York Knicks select... [awkward pause] ...Frederick Weis???

Knicks Fans: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Kevin: Hubie, can they do that? This is baffling.

Hubie: I'm at a loss for words.

...From the inside of his secret lair, where he scouts the globe for all basketball players from infancy, while using sophisticated satellite technology with a computer program built on complex algorithms and mathematical computations with 99% accuracy, BRIGGS bangs his fist against the desk behind which he sits in the center of his control center...

BRIGGS: YOU'LL LIVE TO REGRET THIS ISIAH!!!

...Back in New York...

edsonline: Marscha! Marscha! Marscha!

Diderotn: YAY!!! He's taller than 6'10"

LOL! You've got one the top senses of humor here! I still haven't stopped laughing over the picture captions you did from Stephon Marbury's (Or maybe Jamal Crawford's?) birthday party!

[Edited by - Bonn1997 on 06/21/2005 13:15:20]

Posted by eViL:

...At the 2005 NBA Draft David Stern approaches the podium to announce the New York Knicks first round selection at number 8...

Hubie Brown: Well guys, here comes the Knicks pick. There has been a lot of talk that they promised Channing Frye from Arizona this spot. Almost every mock draft has New York taking Frye.

Kevin Harlan: The Knicks have made some interesting choices in past drafts. This is Isiah Thomas' first time selecting in the first round for the Knicks.

Hubie: Right Kevin. Well let's see who he picks. David Stern is ready with the announcement.

David Stern: With the 8th pick of the draft, the New York Knicks select... [awkward pause] ...Frederick Weis???

Knicks Fans: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Kevin: Hubie, can they do that? This is baffling.

Hubie: I'm at a loss for words.

...From the inside of his secret lair, where he scouts the globe for all basketball players from infancy, while using sophisticated satellite technology with a computer program built on complex algorithms and mathematical computations with 99% accuracy, BRIGGS bangs his fist against the desk behind which he sits in the center of his control center...

BRIGGS: YOU'LL LIVE TO REGRET THIS ISIAH!!!

...Back in New York...

edsonline: Marscha! Marscha! Marscha!

Diderotn: YAY!!! He's taller than 6'10"

ROFLMAO
that was great

We want Bynum! We want Bynum!

...From the inside of his secret lair, where he scouts the globe for all basketball players from infancy, while using sophisticated satellite technology with a computer program built on complex algorithms and mathematical computations with 99% accuracy, BRIGGS bangs his fist against the desk behind which he sits in the center of his control center...

I think he'd do more than bang his fist. LOL

30 to 11! Wow! Briggs has made it happen! People WANT Bynum no matter what!