GustavBahler wrote:

BRIGGS wrote:

GustavBahler wrote:Ghoulish thread.

Humans collectively come up with inapropriate thoughts, ideas. Doesnt mean we should be normalizing them. Thats how we got Trump.

That’s how masturbation was invented— a bunch of humans having inappropriate thoughts. We have however survived millions of years with them👀

Let us know the next time you break your ankle masturbating. Openly saying we'd be better off as sports fans if some harm came to a player. Is no different than me saying that this board would be better off if you were on a respirator, with covid. Ghoulish.

Stephen King made a fortune typing down ghoulish thoughts. I think he was quoted once that while he was watching his children play on the living room floor, his "alligator brain" would take over. Only sometimes, I hope.

We are at once the scum and glory of the universe - Blaise Pascal.
I'd say the scummy part surfaces more occasionally than we'd like to admit.

BRIGGS wrote:

toodarkmark wrote:Disgusting Briggs. You should be ashamed. What an embarrasing thing to wish.

I hope Dallas has the second best record in the league.

Wow man. You must’ve not liked Don Rickles. I guess people can’t decipher a facetious thought process. Next time I go that route—I’ll put a surgeons general warning up!

EwingsGlass wrote:Alright alright. Briggs never said “I wish”.

Let’s just all agree that we want Luka to keep eating those Twinkies, that it’s in our best interest if he chose to be pudgy.

Let’s all club together and send him boxes of twinkies all season long.

Also apparently he has a personal chef who was brought in to help with his weight conditioning earlier in the year. I’m beginning to suspect the Chef is BRIGGs

jrodmc wrote:

GustavBahler wrote:

BRIGGS wrote:

GustavBahler wrote:Ghoulish thread.

Humans collectively come up with inapropriate thoughts, ideas. Doesnt mean we should be normalizing them. Thats how we got Trump.

That’s how masturbation was invented— a bunch of humans having inappropriate thoughts. We have however survived millions of years with them👀

Let us know the next time you break your ankle masturbating. Openly saying we'd be better off as sports fans if some harm came to a player. Is no different than me saying that this board would be better off if you were on a respirator, with covid. Ghoulish.

Stephen King made a fortune typing down ghoulish thoughts. I think he was quoted once that while he was watching his children play on the living room floor, his "alligator brain" would take over. Only sometimes, I hope.

We are at once the scum and glory of the universe - Blaise Pascal.
I'd say the scummy part surfaces more occasionally than we'd like to admit.

First Stephen King book I read was "Christine" in 83'. Never thought a book could scare the crap out of me.

King created fictional characters jrod. Not a jerkoff fantasy of a living pro athlete getting hurt. Big difference.

BRIGGS wrote:

Nalod wrote:

BRIGGS wrote:

toodarkmark wrote:Disgusting Briggs. You should be ashamed. What an embarrasing thing to wish.

I hope Dallas has the second best record in the league.

Wow man. You must’ve not liked Don Rickles. I guess people can’t decipher a facetious thought process. Next time I go that route—I’ll put a surgeons general warning up!

Briggs, not for anything but your not exactly known to be a comedic genius. Pulling the Rickles card out does not work because you say some weird stuff at times and when called out you like “Just kidding”. Bit like a 13 year old girl does when they take it too far. Or Trump when his tweets are WTF moments.
Try weaving conversationally into existing threads then pull a “take” or a “bit” and see how it goes within the context of the convo. But when you start a thread its like you walk into the room, change the subject or pretend there is not an existing conversation.

So crazy my man😺 You really think I want the dude to hurt himself?( well yes) but of course not???
Yes I’ll agree with aliens abducting luka for 4 months ( now we are joking here to😕) and he comes back with 12 games left. Or he decides to follow the greatfull dead w Bill Walton. Whatever ya want!
😩

Maybe they can invite Clearanthony Early to the concert also??

KnickDanger wrote:We seem to be approaching this thread/issue from a few different standpoints -- earnest, disgusted (and seeking the high moral ground), and tongue in cheek. Put me in the latter camp. I will say that I actually really like Luka -- obviously as a player -- but also the fact he owns his weight gain and body type. I'm thinking of Charles Barkley who wasn't exactly an Adonis but had no trouble being a perennial all star -- and staying on the court. You also have guys like Shaq, Baron Davis but then again an Eddy Curry who ate himself out of the league. I would love Luka on my team -- too bad he is a Mav playing with that 7 foot herpes sore Douchezingis and on the team whose picks we own.

You forgot to list our fav fatman

GustavBahler wrote:

KnickDanger wrote:We seem to be approaching this thread/issue from a few different standpoints -- earnest, disgusted (and seeking the high moral ground), and tongue in cheek. Put me in the latter camp. I will say that I actually really like Luka -- obviously as a player -- but also the fact he owns his weight gain and body type. I'm thinking of Charles Barkley who wasn't exactly an Adonis but had no trouble being a perennial all star -- and staying on the court. You also have guys like Shaq, Baron Davis but then again an Eddy Curry who ate himself out of the league. I would love Luka on my team -- too bad he is a Mav playing with that 7 foot herpes sore Douchezingis and on the team whose picks we own.

Tore up my ankle playing hoops before I left NYC. 4 months on crutches, one with a cane. Went to the same place the Knicks go for treatment. They said sometimes a sprain is worse than a break.

Could never cut to the rim the same way again. Dont believe your toungue would be planted firmly in cheek in that situation.

If you've been there, you should know better. Not a fun way to spend your summer.

If you have to go there to get a laugh....

I am sorry you got hurt. Yes I suffered a severe knee injury as a soccer player that kept me off he field for a season in college and no I was never the same. The knee is now arthritic and what are ya gonna do?

And I will choose tongue in cheek over tongue lashings thank you very much.

martin wrote:

KnickDanger wrote:We seem to be approaching this thread/issue from a few different standpoints -- earnest, disgusted (and seeking the high moral ground), and tongue in cheek. Put me in the latter camp. I will say that I actually really like Luka -- obviously as a player -- but also the fact he owns his weight gain and body type. I'm thinking of Charles Barkley who wasn't exactly an Adonis but had no trouble being a perennial all star -- and staying on the court. You also have guys like Shaq, Baron Davis but then again an Eddy Curry who ate himself out of the league. I would love Luka on my team -- too bad he is a Mav playing with that 7 foot herpes sore Douchezingis and on the team whose picks we own.

You forgot to list our fav fatman

I’m not sure how far we get on the spectrum to know where this all comes from. I think some of us cross the line and then are told where it is, then instead of Apple-a-Gizing we say “Only kidding”.
This is the Kelly Ann Conway deflection technique.

I swear on my bloated ankle that Briggs told us he found her attractive in his 2016 pro trump days.