TripleThreat wrote:shinmen wrote:This year is a fluke. Cp3 is a good player and had a good year but it doesn t change the fact that he is injury prone, is like 35 and owed 85 millions for 2 more years. We would be doing them a favor and should be compensated for it.
If the first move rose does is giving 1st round pick for a 35 years old player, it doesn t send the right message to Knicks fan.
Flea market rules here ( Why you guys take the horse**** said in the press so seriously, I will never know)
If CP3 is traded, OKC is going to have to move some late firsts with him. The reports that it would take draft assets to GET CP3 is simply **** the OKC and Paul's agent are putting out there, it's not market reality. Part of it is to sooth CP3's fragile ass ego.
Knicks - We will take CP3's contract but we want three first round picks, one fully unprotected.
OKC - Fuck you, will we trade you one first round pick, heavily protected and will convert to 2nd rounders in two years if the protections never lift plus one player that we know you will never ever want or take.
Knicks - Your mother know you talk **** like this? She'd tell you to stop herself, but she's still in my bathroom flossing
OKC - Your sister is an Instagram whore and I Jackson Pollack'ed her face. I'm like a pastry chef and her visage is now an artistic form of strudel.
Knicks - 2 firsts, a pick flip and a 2nd
OKC - 2 late firsts and a boxed Blu Ray complete series set of The Wire, but not Season 2, because no one gives a **** about the docks. Also why are so many British guys talking like a bunch of hood rats? And admit my mother is hot but would never **** you
Knicks - OK, she's like Heather Locklear from TJ Hooker type MILF status. I didn't throat **** her, but you do have the mailman's eyes.... If that makes you bitches happy. 2 firsts and don't ever text me again
OKC - You know he's gonna flop right?
Knicks - He's a midget, he won't have far to fall
(League confirms trade)
OKC - Well we do want one more thing...
Knicks - New phone. Who this?
Heather Locklear was quoted once as saying guys playing basketball made her wet and instantly want to ****. She had a thing about sweat, apparently. Ahh, memories. Sometimes being this old isn't so bad.
We get CP3 and two firsts, it would be worth it just to see CP's fragile ego go crazy every time we play OKC. Please, just don't give us the Rooster too. 