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After Last Night's Embarrassment, How Many Of You Returned Your New Porzingis Jersey?
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martin
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11/25/2015  11:12 AM
dacash wrote:so this is supposed to be sarcasm? funny? I have to go look for my sense of humour cause i dont find it funny

now if these turned into Yo Momma jokes, that'd be funny

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EwingsGlass
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11/25/2015  12:12 PM
Yo momma so Melo, she go iso on any man with balls in her hand.
You know I gonna spin wit it
GustavBahler
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11/25/2015  12:25 PM
One of my favorite ones from the 90s was "Yo momma's so fat she had to stop wearing a Malcom X jacket because helicopters were trying to land on her back."
GoNyGoNyGo
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11/25/2015  12:46 PM
FireWoodson wrote:Wins on the road against OKC and Houston....oh, you were so happy. You ran right out to Modells and bought that brand new Porzingis jersey.

Uhhh, after last night's embarrassing blow out how do you feel now about your new Knick gear? I bet you returned it and bought yourself a Draymond Green jersey.

Face it folks. We are a .500 team. When we win, it's because the other team played like sh!t. When we lose it is because that's what we are -- losers.

what is the purpose of this thread?

ChuckBuck
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11/25/2015  12:50 PM
GoNyGoNyGo wrote:
FireWoodson wrote:Wins on the road against OKC and Houston....oh, you were so happy. You ran right out to Modells and bought that brand new Porzingis jersey.

Uhhh, after last night's embarrassing blow out how do you feel now about your new Knick gear? I bet you returned it and bought yourself a Draymond Green jersey.

Face it folks. We are a .500 team. When we win, it's because the other team played like sh!t. When we lose it is because that's what we are -- losers.

what is the purpose of this thread?

It's supposed to be tongue in cheek but it's more tongue in as$hole.

I personally look forward to the lunacy that is FireWoodson. We need more outside the box posters.

dacash
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11/25/2015  1:58 PM
yo mama so dumb so got locked in a food store and starved
yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
yo mama teeth so yellow I cant believe its not butter
yo mama so fat when she walk backwards ppl hear beep beep beep beep
foosballnick
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11/25/2015  3:02 PM
ChuckBuck wrote:
GoNyGoNyGo wrote:
FireWoodson wrote:Wins on the road against OKC and Houston....oh, you were so happy. You ran right out to Modells and bought that brand new Porzingis jersey.

Uhhh, after last night's embarrassing blow out how do you feel now about your new Knick gear? I bet you returned it and bought yourself a Draymond Green jersey.

Face it folks. We are a .500 team. When we win, it's because the other team played like sh!t. When we lose it is because that's what we are -- losers.

what is the purpose of this thread?

It's supposed to be tongue in cheek but it's more tongue in as$hole.

I personally look forward to the lunacy that is FireWoodson. We need more angry obnoxious posters who try to be funny but constantly fall short and who are more aligned with my viewpoints.

FIFY

ChuckBuck
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11/25/2015  3:50 PM
foosballnick wrote:
ChuckBuck wrote:
GoNyGoNyGo wrote:
FireWoodson wrote:Wins on the road against OKC and Houston....oh, you were so happy. You ran right out to Modells and bought that brand new Porzingis jersey.

Uhhh, after last night's embarrassing blow out how do you feel now about your new Knick gear? I bet you returned it and bought yourself a Draymond Green jersey.

Face it folks. We are a .500 team. When we win, it's because the other team played like sh!t. When we lose it is because that's what we are -- losers.

what is the purpose of this thread?

It's supposed to be tongue in cheek but it's more tongue in as$hole.

I personally look forward to the lunacy that is FireWoodson. We need more Melo love and kumbaya and happy happy joy joy posters that have zero sense of humor.

FIFY

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11/25/2015  4:56 PM
FireWoodson wrote:
dk7th wrote:this season has already been defined by coach fisher as a the process of learning how to win. in other words we are looking at a two-season process.


why are you doing this?


Why do I do this? Because complacency is the worst thing a sports fan can display. As fans we must get angry over every missed shot, over every laughable defensive stand. I am NOT happy that we got destroyed last night! I am NOT happy that the networks took us off the Christmas Day schedule! I am NOT happy that we let Pablo, Cole Aldrich, Jason Smith, Bargnani, Barry Larkin's kid, Hardaway, Ricky Can't Read-o, Quincy Acey, Shump, JR, and Travis Wear go! That team was learning, no? Why did their school get dismissed so soon?

No, innate stupidity is the worst thing a sports fan can display. You, my friend are either a comic genius on the level of Jonathan Winters, or you are a cheese sucking vagrant moron logging in from the library after your last chug of sterno.

My money's on the latter case.

After Last Night's Embarrassment, How Many Of You Returned Your New Porzingis Jersey?

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