TripleThreat wrote:BRIGGS wrote:How can anyone watching this not believe that okafor is the best player in the nation for his age?
How can anyone reading this thread not fully believe you won't change your mind in about three days. The only thing consistent about you is you desire the latest and greatest thing in your mind. I used to wonder, "Who buys a Chevy truck/Pepsi/Doritos/pet food/time shares/Shake Weights/Chia Pets just because of the commercial?" After a season full of Briggs, now I know.
It's literally like watching a high school girl try to pick out a prom dress.
"No, this one! Uh..no, that one! Or .... that one!"
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"Listen Billie Jean, you aren't just at the prom, a one time in your life event, you are with the Briggs-ster, which is really being with a one time in your life event on top of said one time in your life event. You get me? You get me right? Now, let's talk turkey. Your virginity in the back seat of my Ford Pacer here, it's really like an expiring contract. So I think since I let you order the prime rib, when I could have just said, take the chicken, baby, I mean, to me, that's a fair trade considering I made a sacrifice earlier. And I won't take one thing less since I'm basically like a first round pick. I mean I know what you are thinking. He's just a high schooler. He can't be epic. Not like the guy in Twilight. But I assure you, I will produce here at a historic rate. Take all high schoolers, all high school seniors, and I will literally hump you like a Hall Of Famer. No learning curve or anything. What? I can't hear you? ( Girl mumbles and tries to scream through the duct tape binding her mouth and the flex cuffs restraining her arms behind her back) Don't worry baby, it's a fair trade. An extremely fair trade. "
Is this necessary?