Yes, let's legalize everything. Then all societal ills will disappear. Like in all these happy Scandanavian countries, where the suicide rate is astronomical. If we could just get rid of all these stupid moral laws, those of us who manage to survive will be happy, happy, happy. The rest who don't were just hopelessly sick goobers who can't handle reality.

Denmark suffers from high rates of alcoholism. In its use of antidepressants it ranks fourth in the world. (Its fellow Nordics the Icelanders are in front by a wide margin.) Some 5 percent of Danish men have had sex with an animal. Denmark’s productivity is in decline, its workers put in only 28 hours a week, and everybody you meet seems to have a government job. Oh, and as The Telegraph put it, it’s “the cancer capital of the world.”

Finland, which tops the charts in many surveys (they’re the least corrupt people on Earth, its per-capita income is the highest in Western Europe and Helsinki often tops polls of the best cities), is also a leader in categories like alcoholism, murder (highest rate in Western Europe), suicide and antidepressant usage.

Legalize prostitution, legalize drugs, legalize all gambling, legalize underage drinking, legalize child porn, legalize cigarettes and abortion for everyone. Who needs laws? Just let everything go and then we will all live in nirvana on the incredible tax income. This tactic is working out so well with gambling and alcohol, isn't it? How many people die per minute DWI on the roads? Ever take a visit through Atlantic City? Great place to visit, if you don't go three blocks beyond what's left of the casinos. And I love all those "Please bet responsibly, if you have a gambling problem, call some 800 number, right after you give us your credit card info..." Soon to be replaced with: "Sexual addiction, please get help, immediately after you see one of our hot blonde ho's! Remember, we ensure all our girls are clean and tested! Just like our veal chops!"

Of course, we have to make guns illegal, cause those things kill people.

Not saying prohibition of all vice is the way to go, but going the opposite route is just as insane.