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kip3f
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2/25/2014  12:35 PM
dk7th wrote:
NumberTwoPencil wrote:Raymond Felton. No!
We said "High percentage shot."
We meant basketball.

ha ha ha

I LOL'ed

AUTOADVERT
Dagger
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2/25/2014  2:12 PM
Ray in court today
Too many low I.Q. guys
Leads to toxic team
Dagger
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2/25/2014  2:18 PM
Why did I get seats?
Talk about poor investments
I want a refund
NumberTwoPencil
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2/25/2014  2:19 PM
Winter seclusion--
Listening, that evening:
Knickerbockers fail.

(Assist to Issa.)

dk7th
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2/25/2014  2:26 PM
on the horizon
i saw a ****-storm coming
"leadership vacuum."
knicks win 38-43 games in 16-17. rose MUST shoot no more than 14 shots per game, defer to kp6 + melo, and have a usage rate of less than 25%
DrAlphaeus
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2/25/2014  3:23 PM    LAST EDITED: 2/25/2014  3:28 PM
Somewhere on the seas
Jeffries deftly casts a lure
Once a Knick, always

Baba Booey 2016 — "It's Silly Season"
NumberTwoPencil
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2/26/2014  9:05 PM
"I’m focusing on
trying to make the playoffs."
Said Raymond Felton.
IronWillGiroud
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2/26/2014  9:25 PM
Five seven summer
Belgian heater stay packing
Donuts on sale today
The Will, check out the Official Home of Will's GameDay Art: http://tinyurl.com/thewillgameday
gunsnewing
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2/26/2014  9:46 PM
lol
alwaysaknick
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2/27/2014  12:57 AM
Shump's being slumped
Timmy gonna slump
This is the classic knicks
Dagger
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2/27/2014  1:31 AM
alwaysaknick wrote:Shump's being slumped
Timmy gonna slump
This is the classic knicks

Ya'll know a haiku is 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables right? We're not just writing random short phrases in each line. Okay, maybe we are, but there's a pattern to it

alwaysaknick
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2/27/2014  2:24 AM
Dagger wrote:
alwaysaknick wrote:Shump's being slumped
Timmy gonna slump
This is the classic knicks

Ya'll know a haiku is 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables right? We're not just writing random short phrases in each line. Okay, maybe we are, but there's a pattern to it


apologize :)

alwaysaknick
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2/27/2014  2:54 AM
Dagger wrote:
alwaysaknick wrote:Shump's being slumped
Timmy gonna slump
This is the classic knicks

Ya'll know a haiku is 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables right? We're not just writing random short phrases in each line. Okay, maybe we are, but there's a pattern to it

Wood walks across court
And find himself struggling
In the hot, hot seat

NumberTwoPencil
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2/27/2014  6:14 AM
Earlier this year:
Goodbye playoffs goodbye.
Only Knicks haiku.
dk7th
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2/27/2014  7:51 AM
this was tweeted by scott cacciola of the ny times:

Felton Haiku:

Wants to make playoffs;
Arrest not a distraction;
Talk to my lawyer.

knicks win 38-43 games in 16-17. rose MUST shoot no more than 14 shots per game, defer to kp6 + melo, and have a usage rate of less than 25%
SupremeCommander
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2/27/2014  9:56 AM
Jimmy plays music
Sings that he can't fix the Knicks
He strums his guitar
DLeethal wrote: Lol Rick needs a safe space
SupremeCommander
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2/27/2014  2:48 PM    LAST EDITED: 2/27/2014  3:02 PM
30,000 posts
Most saying that the Knicks suck
Others: denial
DLeethal wrote: Lol Rick needs a safe space
knicks haiku

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