I love when collaboration of ideas melt together!
When the Homer and Soberistic adopt fableisitic phobias to protect agasint Haterphile rage while still maintaining Starphuch antibodies a new sect of "Nalodian" followers are born.
We are "realistic somberites who seek truth from actual on court results beleaving not in the starphuch, but the talent will tell the story".
All join in the "Nalodian" way and let the truth set you free! Free from excessive trade threads, free from hindsight draft wishs, free form false idol worship, and free from hate! Nalodians let the games speak for themselves, and actualize the motive for MSG is not to fulfil your knick childhood dreems but to make money. We are a non profit organization that doe not discriminate based on religion, race or creed. Net haters are welcome but ecouranged to tolerate our divisional rivals and respect those teams who have tangable cred that warrants respect. We respect the business side of teams.
Nalodians don't idol false gods, worship statues, and not waiting for Lebron or the mothership to be saved.
We welcome Melo to show he is all he can be but not on paper, not on youtube, and will only chant MVP when the conversation is over!
We can accept Melo as a prophet. When he has delivered us to the promised land and elevated the franchise we can then look upon him with the gods we call "Willis", "Clyde", "Red", "Black Jesus", "Dave" and yes, even "Dollar Bill"! The Prophets who go by the short names of "Patrick", "Bernard", "Sweetwater",and "Lucas". Our Demons are "Werblin", "Bianchi", Marbury, and Isiah. Those who perpetuated hate and mistrust. The fallen angel is Dolan who intends to do well but knows no other way.
"When your Nalodian, your never alone, even when your by yourself!"
"How many Nalodians does it take to change a lightbulb?" None!!! The light always shines!
"A Preiest, Rabbai, and Nalodian high Priest all walk into a bar to watch a Knick game. The preist orders a Bud, the rabbai orders a "He-Brew" (its exist!) and the Nalodian orders a Melo!
The preiest laughs and the Rabbai asks "vy do you drink such a beer? I thought you did not like it?" To which the Nalodian replies "Yes, I don't respond to ads that tell me what to like, but as a man of the cloth I think it is best to keep on open mind. I have tasted the beer and now like it!" Amen!