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ChuckBuck
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12/3/2012  11:03 AM
When Carmelo Anthony says a contract is ridiculous, the Knicks listen.
AUTOADVERT
Nalod
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12/3/2012  12:01 PM

"His headband does not absorb sweat, it preserves it."
ChuckBuck
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12/3/2012  12:06 PM
When Carmelo breaks wind, it smells like febreze.
Bonn1997
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12/3/2012  12:07 PM
ChuckBuck wrote:When Carmelo Anthony says a contract is ridiculous, the Knicks listen.

I wish he'd said something when he was in Denver and the Knicks were deciding whether to give Amare $100 mil!
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12/3/2012  12:27 PM
Bonn1997 wrote:
ChuckBuck wrote:When Carmelo Anthony says a contract is ridiculous, the Knicks listen.

I wish he'd said something when he was in Denver and the Knicks were deciding whether to give Amare $100 mil!

then we'd be saying why thefuk is he talking about the Knicks. Worry about your own team.

the fact that you can't even have an unrelated thread without some tool here bringing him up make me think that rational minds are few and far between. Bunch of emotionally weak, angst riddled people. I mean, how many times can you argue the same shyt
Bonn1997
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12/3/2012  2:12 PM
DurzoBlint wrote:
Bonn1997 wrote:
ChuckBuck wrote:When Carmelo Anthony says a contract is ridiculous, the Knicks listen.

I wish he'd said something when he was in Denver and the Knicks were deciding whether to give Amare $100 mil!

then we'd be saying why thefuk is he talking about the Knicks. Worry about your own team.


Yeah, I was just kidding. That's why I put the smiley.
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12/3/2012  2:45 PM
Bonn1997 wrote:
DurzoBlint wrote:
Bonn1997 wrote:
ChuckBuck wrote:When Carmelo Anthony says a contract is ridiculous, the Knicks listen.

I wish he'd said something when he was in Denver and the Knicks were deciding whether to give Amare $100 mil!

then we'd be saying why thefuk is he talking about the Knicks. Worry about your own team.


Yeah, I was just kidding. That's why I put the smiley.

my bad.

the fact that you can't even have an unrelated thread without some tool here bringing him up make me think that rational minds are few and far between. Bunch of emotionally weak, angst riddled people. I mean, how many times can you argue the same shyt
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12/3/2012  4:37 PM
No problem.
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12/3/2012  6:29 PM
Melo has been player of the month for the last two months of the regular season.
I'm tired,I'm tired, I'm so tired right now......Kristaps Porzingis 1/3/18
Bonn1997
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12/3/2012  6:36 PM
I don't think they named the player of the month for last November yet
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12/3/2012  6:48 PM
Bonn1997 wrote:I don't think they named the player of the month for last November yet
Berman reporting that he got ecf player of the month for November.
I'm tired,I'm tired, I'm so tired right now......Kristaps Porzingis 1/3/18
Bonn1997
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12/3/2012  7:06 PM
Oh, you're right. I just looked that up.
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12/3/2012  8:25 PM
Carmelo has already been awarded player of the month for March... 2015.
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12/3/2012  10:11 PM
The player of the month award is being changed to the "50% of Carmelo" award.
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12/3/2012  10:34 PM
POTM-POTM-POTM chants will rock the Garden
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12/3/2012  11:32 PM
He wins POTM, even in the off season......

His unborn sons have already declared for the NBA draft......

David stern gives him money when he flops......

When he gets called for a flagrant foul, He reviews the Refs......

He dosent get coach's fired, they dismiss themselves.......
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12/4/2012  8:27 AM    LAST EDITED: 12/4/2012  11:33 AM
He never flops, he invites contact, as making shots without contact is just too easy.

He's the Most Valuable Player of the last 3 centuries.

He could easily be a captain of industry or leader of an NGO that would provide world peace and 5 cent/gal gas, but his humility and generosity demand that he only do one thing perfectly on the world stage at one time.

Denzel Washington and Sir Lawrence Oliver regularly stop by his home for acting lessons.

He could have won at least 9 rings by now, but he knew the Somber Six would need something to talk about.

When he dives on the floor, it enhances the value and luster of the wood.
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12/4/2012  9:04 AM
jrodmc wrote:He never flops, he invites contact as making shots without contact is just too easy.

He's the Most Valuable Player of the last 3 centuries.

He could easily be a captain of industry or leader of an NGO that would provide world peace and 5 cent/gal gas, but his humility and generosity demand that he only do one thing perfectly on the world stage at one time.

Denzel Washington and Sir Lawrence Oliver regularly stop by his home for acting lessons.

He could have won at least 9 rings by now, but he knew the Somber Six would need something to talk about.

When he dives on the floor, it enhances the value and luster of the wood.

That last line was classic

the fact that you can't even have an unrelated thread without some tool here bringing him up make me think that rational minds are few and far between. Bunch of emotionally weak, angst riddled people. I mean, how many times can you argue the same shyt
jrodmc
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12/5/2012  8:28 AM    LAST EDITED: 12/5/2012  2:23 PM
The YouTube Melo thread makes God smile. Everytime He sees it. [Nalod's repetitive snarky comments aside]

Science has determined that food is actually happy to be consumed by him.

Jesus wears a headband and arm wraps while sitting at the right hand of God. And He smiles alot.

He doesn't wear body armor to protect himself, it's to keep other players safe from his incredible power.

He always gets Santa the perfect present. Every effing year.
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12/5/2012  2:19 PM    LAST EDITED: 12/5/2012  2:24 PM
He absorbs board hate and effortlessly converts it into 30 point games. With blocks.

His presence immediately improves your internet signal strength.

He's as magnetic as armies of small cute children and baskets full of clean fresh puppies.

Chocolate wishes it was the same color he is.
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