holfresh wrote:U nailed it... The publicist Lin just hired is earning his keep..Put on your seatbelts, more spin is sure to come out of Houston as the mold the second coming of Linsanity..
What Lin Really Meant To Say (Guarantee: all dialogue reported verbatim)
What Lin Said
"I didn't go back to them and ask for more money"
What Lin Really Meant
"Once Roger Montgomery got a taste of that fancy-schmancy office he thought he was Jerry Maguire"
What Lin Said
"It wasn't like they gave me the choice to sign one of the two and I chose the one that would hurt the Knicks. I had one contract offer. That was it."
What Lin Really Meant
That one contract offer was an insult to my worldwide sex appeal.
What Lin Said
“it did kind of hurt.”
What Lin Really Meant
“Playing the Heat, or any highly motivated NBA team, is no joke.”
What Lin Said
"It's not about who's right or who's wrong. I'm going to respond with love. That's why I'm in this position, to show love and become a better person. I'm trying to focus on the right things. I'm thankful for everything that's happened. The Lord has blessed me so much."
What Lin Really Meant
My guys f#cked up, no doubt about it. But hey, I got paid. Lawd ha' mercy I got paid!"