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BasketballJones
Posts: 31973 Alba Posts: 19 Joined: 7/16/2002 Member: #290 USA |
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It's not so hard.
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JamesKPolk
Posts: 21204 Alba Posts: 0 Joined: 3/15/2012 Member: #4093 |
![]() More jokes about drunken driving please! It's so hilarious, guys!
I guess he needed to kill someone before it becomes serious. "Peace, plenty, and contentment reign throughout our borders, and our beloved country presents a sublime moral spectacle to the world." - James K Polk
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mrKnickShot
Posts: 28157 Alba Posts: 16 Joined: 5/3/2011 Member: #3553 |
![]() JamesKPolk wrote:More jokes about drunken driving please! It's so hilarious, guys! If a cop pulls you over and says, "Your eyes look bloodshot, have you been drinking?" Never say, "Your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?" |
JamesKPolk
Posts: 21204 Alba Posts: 0 Joined: 3/15/2012 Member: #4093 |
![]() mrKnickShot wrote:JamesKPolk wrote:More jokes about drunken driving please! It's so hilarious, guys! Only one thing worse than a DWI: your jokes. "Peace, plenty, and contentment reign throughout our borders, and our beloved country presents a sublime moral spectacle to the world." - James K Polk
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mrKnickShot
Posts: 28157 Alba Posts: 16 Joined: 5/3/2011 Member: #3553 |
![]() JamesKPolk wrote:mrKnickShot wrote:JamesKPolk wrote:More jokes about drunken driving please! It's so hilarious, guys! Now that is funny!!!! Did not know you had it in you! I thought you were just a complete dead beat. |
JamesKPolk
Posts: 21204 Alba Posts: 0 Joined: 3/15/2012 Member: #4093 |
![]() mrKnickShot wrote:JamesKPolk wrote:mrKnickShot wrote:JamesKPolk wrote:More jokes about drunken driving please! It's so hilarious, guys! Well, I guess it takes one to know one, doesn't it? "Peace, plenty, and contentment reign throughout our borders, and our beloved country presents a sublime moral spectacle to the world." - James K Polk
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mrKnickShot
Posts: 28157 Alba Posts: 16 Joined: 5/3/2011 Member: #3553 |
![]() JamesKPolk wrote:mrKnickShot wrote:JamesKPolk wrote:mrKnickShot wrote:JamesKPolk wrote:More jokes about drunken driving please! It's so hilarious, guys! Now you are on a roll! hahhahahaha keep em coming |
mrKnickShot
Posts: 28157 Alba Posts: 16 Joined: 5/3/2011 Member: #3553 |
![]() JamesKPolk wrote:mrKnickShot wrote:JamesKPolk wrote:More jokes about drunken driving please! It's so hilarious, guys! This is a good one JKP: A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow into a breathalyzer. "I can't do that, officer, I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube." "OK, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station." "Can't do that either, officer. I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup." "Alright, we could get a blood sample." "Can't do that either, officer. I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood, I could die." "Fine then, just walk this white line." "Can't do that either, officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm drunk." |
crzymdups
Posts: 52018 Alba Posts: 0 Joined: 5/1/2004 Member: #671 USA |
![]() Who cares? I got drunk last night. I'm just too poor to have a car. Jason Kidd is the point guard of the people.
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