Posted by jimimou:

Posted by TMS:

Posted by jimimou:

Posted by TMS:

NEVER accept drinks from strangers unless u see the bartender actually pour the drink... there's no telling what's in it... could be laced w/some date rape drug, there's lotsa shady cats out there... good thing u had ur peeps looking out for u that night bitty.

Supreme, i wanna party with you cowboy.

i wish a chick would slip me the date rape pill

u sure about that dude?... any chick that needs to slip u a date rape drug to get u into bed is bound to give u permanent traumatic memories of waking up in the morning & realizing what went down the other night.

uh, excuse me, miss, um, before you leave, can you tell me what happened to my kidney and why there's stitches there now and i'm laying in a batchtub filled w ice....

lol! that reminds me of this movie that i saw that featured that storyline of a gang ring that lured some dude to them using fake job flyers & drugged him & stole his kidney to sell on the black market... then the dude goes medieval on the people that did this to him & tracks them down & kills them.