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Holy smokes!!! An official apology from the team that selected Gallinari-Who saw this coming???
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nyk4ever
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1/9/2009  3:13 PM
Posted by Bippity10:

Damm I knew someone would be offended. This was intended to be a joke/mini-roast. I do not think you are a racial bomb thrower. I do not think 4949 has brain damage. It was a joke and I'm sorry to have offended you.

The only things in the thread that were real was the followin:

UK members are to blame for Galo.
NYK4eva is permanently attached to sportsfan11's butt

Other than that it was just a parody

you're just made it's not your butt
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1/9/2009  3:16 PM
An istant classic. I was laughing my ass off , way to go Bip. This season is starting to turn ugly and this was much needed, thank you
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Marv
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1/9/2009  3:20 PM
i loved it too.

laughter is the best medicine guys.

who else gets the exquisite otherwordly agony of being a knicks fan better than our fellow uk'ers?

i made the mistake yesterday of surfing the threads while on a 12-person conference call without hitting mute, and i snorted right into the f'g phone.
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1/9/2009  3:22 PM
Wow, I don't even know who any of those people are, much less what they said 6 months ago. I guess I need to pay attention more.
Allanfan20
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1/9/2009  6:57 PM
Bip, don't quit your dayjob.
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Swishfm3
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1/9/2009  7:56 PM
That was pretty good.
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1/9/2009  8:03 PM
What about Oohah?
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1/10/2009  2:42 AM
TrueBlue/Blueseats wrote a name on the note and handed it to Islesfan(who was finally paying attention). Isles said "we are never going to get a good draft pick as long as we are in this situation". We asked "what situation"? He said "the Marbury situation. It's killing us". He then started convulsing and rolling on the floor and repeating "Isiah did this to us, Isiah did this to us".

OMG that one got me laughing so much! Hahaha, great job!


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islesfan
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1/10/2009  12:56 PM
Post 9999

In deference to Bip, who has outdone his own previous greatest post ever, Bip's Get Together. That was pretty damn funny Bobo.

A slight correction though, I was mocking Isiah when I was convulsing and rolling on the kitchen floor saying "Isiah did this, Isiah did this".

1 more to go.
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4949
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1/10/2009  7:19 PM
Bipster, I gotta say that this is the funniest thing I have ever read on a message board. Straight up genius man!!! Good job. I still can't stop laughing.

You got a good talent for writing. I'd love to see this on film.
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Bippity10
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1/12/2009  10:03 AM
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Bippity10:

Damm I knew someone would be offended. This was intended to be a joke/mini-roast. I do not think you are a racial bomb thrower. I do not think 4949 has brain damage. It was a joke and I'm sorry to have offended you.

The only things in the thread that were real was the followin:

UK members are to blame for Galo.
NYK4eva is permanently attached to sportsfan11's butt

Other than that it was just a parody

you're just made it's not your butt

Listene mane, I'me note made aboute anythinge
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Bippity10
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1/12/2009  10:04 AM
Posted by Allanfan20:

Bip, don't quit your dayjob.

I should have blasted you more in this post. I'm upset with myself for that.
I just hope that people will like me
jrodmc
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1/13/2009  1:40 PM
Worst piece of tripe I've ever seen, this side of people cutting and pasting Berman's blog.

Too bad no one replied with the original post, that would qualify as comedic genius in this place.

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1/13/2009  1:48 PM
Posted by jrodmc:

Worst piece of tripe I've ever seen, this side of people cutting and pasting Berman's blog.

Too bad no one replied with the original post, that would qualify as comedic genius in this place.

Ban him please!
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jrodmc
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1/13/2009  1:56 PM
Posted by Bippity10:
Posted by jrodmc:

Worst piece of tripe I've ever seen, this side of people cutting and pasting Berman's blog.

Too bad no one replied with the original post, that would qualify as comedic genius in this place.
Ban him please!
The truth hurts. Plus I heard you've been blackballed by the Academy for harrassing your illegal immigrant underage gardner/lawn ornament.
Allanfan20
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1/13/2009  1:57 PM
Posted by Bippity10:
Posted by Allanfan20:

Bip, don't quit your dayjob.

I should have blasted you more in this post. I'm upset with myself for that.

You'll do better next time Bip. Well, probably not, but try harder next time, and I'll downgrade my insult to "Find a better hobby."
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Bippity10
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1/13/2009  2:29 PM
Posted by jrodmc:
Posted by Bippity10:
Posted by jrodmc:

Worst piece of tripe I've ever seen, this side of people cutting and pasting Berman's blog.

Too bad no one replied with the original post, that would qualify as comedic genius in this place.
Ban him please!
The truth hurts. Plus I heard you've been blackballed by the Academy for harrassing your illegal immigrant underage gardner/lawn ornament.

I am actively working on your banning
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jrodmc
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1/14/2009  10:09 AM
Apparently your banning skills are on a par with your insipid writing talents.




Bippity10
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1/14/2009  11:44 AM
Posted by jrodmc:

Apparently your banning skills are on a par with your insipid writing talents.



Dude, you are so banned, it hurts. It truly hurts me how banned you are.

Now, if I could only figure out how to ban someone.
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Allanfan20
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1/14/2009  4:42 PM
You could google it Bip. It's pretty easy. Also, Martin is drinking tonight, so you can get into his UK vault pretty easily.
“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do NOT do that thing.”- Dwight Schrute
Holy smokes!!! An official apology from the team that selected Gallinari-Who saw this coming???

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