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kam77
Posts: 27664
Alba Posts: 25
Joined: 3/17/2004
Member: #634
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Scene:
1 Penn Plaza, MSG.
Knick offices…
A knock of the GM’s door:
Isiah: Come in, oh its you Kam, nice to see you again, sit down please, sit down.
Kam: Thanks Zeke, nice to see you again, I see you changed your office up a bit.
Isiah: Yes, I feel everything is more feng-shui now, have you heard of feng-shui? Let me give you this book, ‘Welcome to Fen Shui’.
Kam: Ahh, really that’s not necessary. I've heard of feng-shui.
Isiah: Are you sure, can I get you anything? Coffee, tea, an intern, HA HA HA HA HA HA
Kam: [nervous chuckle] Ha! God one boss.
Isiah: Well I have a feeling I know why you’re here.
Kam: You do? You heard?
Isiah: Yeah, its all over the message boards. I know what you’re planning on doing.
Kam: Well.. is it true? Is FAT MONKEY – err—I mean, is Jerome James going to continue to start?
Isiah: Kam, let me explain something to you [isiah says pointing at a portrait above and behind his desk] You see that painting?
Kam: Yes, its Charles Dolan.
Isiah: And do you know who Charles Dolan is?
Kam: Yeah, him be the big boss man. Respek!
Isiah: Right… and you know what he expects?
Kam: Uhhh… would that be ‘significant progress’?
Isiah:[chuckles] You are so naïve.
Kam: Well anyway, I sorta went out and told everybody that I’m against this JJ starting decision.
Isiah:I know, and I wanted to talk to you about that. You see the boss doesn’t like MSG employees coming out against the team.
Kam: Yeah but no one knows you pay me to defend the knicks.
Isiah: Well you’d be surprised. There’s a lot of people out there looking for you, and my other moles.
Kam: Really? Are we in trouble?
Isiah: Well… lets just say, you don’t want to admit this to anyone, what we do here. By the way, has misterearl been meeting his quota?
Kam: Oh yeah, the guys have just been fanstastic. The whole crew has been so supportive, banding together to try and sway the polls.
Isiah: Excellent. My master plan is working.
Kam: Yeah, about that. Could you maybe explain it to us, we are having a hard time defending the things you do lately.
Isiah: What do you mean?
Kam: Its like with this JJ thing. I thought you were trying to showcase him a bit, you know, polish the turd, make some team want to trade for him.
Isiah: Wow.. and I thought you were naïve before…. Have you seen his stats man? Who would take him???
Kam: Well… that’s the thing then, why is he starting?
Isiah: Well, we’re paying him a lot of money, and the boss doesn’t want to be seen as wasteful, so we gotta play him.
Kam: But why start the man?
Isiah: Hey, the sooner I start him, the sooner I can yank him out of the game when he picks up those two quick fouls. It makes it easier to coach.
Kam: Well…. Don’t you think you should be looking out for the best interest of the team.
Isiah: [doubles over in laughter…] you sure I can’t get you a mimosa or something?
Kam: I’m serious zeke. I’ve been reading over this contract language I signed when I joined MSG media relations, and I have an opt-out clause I can exercise.
Isiah: A what clause? I’m sorry I’m not familiar with a lot of this jargon.
Kam: Well basically, it says I can hand in my uniform, opt out of the deal, and join another squad.
Isiah: Well, who are you going to join.
Kam: They’re called the ‘haters’.
Isiah: Oh really... who runs that team?
Kam: Well… there’s this guy who calls himself ‘Master’, he is sorta like the don.
Isiah: Anyone else?
Kam: Well this guy djsu is his captain and runs the daily ops.
Isiah: Where can we find this djsu?
Kam: Section 40…..wait a minute ..ohhh you Machiavellian bastard, I can’t tell you that.
Isiah: You mean he’s a season ticket holder? Tell me where he sits now!
Kam: I’ve said too much already sir. Here’s my old uni. Trading it my mole uniform, I’ve got a physical later today with the haters.
Isiah: Well. I’m sad to see you leave us. Are you sure I can’t change your mind?
Kam: Nah man, really , you’ve already done so much for this proud organization. But I draw the line with JJ starting. And i'm going ot speak my mind.
Isiah: Ok, sorry you feel that way. Come here, give me a kiss buddy.
Kam: No.
Isiah: Little peck right here [points to cheek]
Kam: Please sir, really pull up your pants this is completely unprofessional.
Isiah: All right, I’ll get one of my other moles to do it.
Kam: Right. See you later.
Isiah: [speaking into intercom] Get me Jared Jeffries.
lol @ being BANNED by Martin since 11/07/10 (for asking if Mr. Earl had a point). Really, Martin? C'mon. This is the internet. I've seen much worse on this site. By Earl himself. Drop the hypocrisy.
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