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McK1
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what one writer thought:
Knicks' sitcom has hit the air
Larry won't like their reality show
by bob Raissman
Larry Brown sat at the end of a table, holding a WFAN microphone, listening to Joe Benigno deliver a stern lecture on how recent Knicks teams have never made a commitment to defense. Brown was making the rounds from radio to TV to print interviews yesterday at the Theater at Madison Square Garden, where the inevitable - his coronation as Knicks coach - occurred and reality began sinking in.
As Benigno rapped, his partner, Sid (Sidiot) Rosenberg, pointed to some kind of electronic board in front of him. The light on this gizmo had gone dark.
"Are we off the air now?" Benigno asked.
A serious-looking guy, holding a telephone, nodded yes. He looked at a technician who was fingered for the sudden silence. Brown surveyed this bizarre scene and smiled.
"You guys make mistakes like I make mistakes," Brown said.
The line broke the tension. The techie and his serious colleague commenced their attempt to get the show back on the air. Sidiot started yapping about his beloved Brooklyn.
He asked Brown about his Brooklyn days and where he grew up.
"I would have gone to Midwood (High School) ..." Brown said.
"My sister went to Midwood," Rosenberg said.
Benigno: "Are we back on the air yet?"
They were not.
The technical guys continued scrambling. Brown had more interviews to do. No one could blame him, or his Garden PR chaperone, if he split. Instead, Brown had a question.
"How did the Mets do yesterday?" he asked.
The talkies told him they won.
Brown: "What's that, seven of eight?"
Benigno: "No, they lost the first two in Colorado. Big series against the Astros tonight - Pedro. You a Met fan Larry?"
Brown: "Yes I am, I love baseball."
In these few moments, easily the most spontaneous of the well-choreographed Garden extravaganza, Brown showed what a patient man he can be. Face it: anyone spending time with Benigno and Rosenberg, when he doesn't have to, is a patient soul.
Stephen A. Smith is a loud one.
Sitting at his ESPN-1050 broadcast table at the Theater, Smith sounded more preacher than pundit.
"I don't want to even hear people debate if this is a good move for the Knicks," Smith bellowed. "Larry Brown ... in the Mecccccccca! Think about it."
Smith banged both hands on the desk.
"I say what I mean. And I mean what I say," Smith, full of frenzy, said.
Hallelujah!
And it seemed like we were all in a house of worship when the crowd hushed and a procession, led by Brown's family, walked slowly toward the front of the Theater.
"We've not yet seen Larry Brown," MSG's Al (Wiggie) Trautwig, in a tone previously reserved for the second coming of Elvis, said. Then came the parade of Garden suits featuring Glen Sather's fishing buddy James Dolan, Steve Mills, Isiah Thomas and Brown.
The flashbulbs started popping.
The platitudes started plopping.
Isiah: "He is my friend, my mentor. Welcome home." And Herb Williams is a great guy.
Mills: "It's clear Larry Brown has re-energized our fan base." And Herb Williams is a great guy.
Dolan: "Yes" (answering someone who asked if he was happy). And Herb Williams is a great guy.
Brown: Herb Williams is a great guy. "And I know this will be my last stop."
Now, that was real comedy.
It was topped only by the sight of Smith's ESPN-1050 valet, Brandon Tierney, dipping chunks of corned beef into a glob of mustard before sucking them down, while Stephen A. was interviewing the coach.
As Brown made these multi-media pit stops, it was clear he knew going in what was going to be asked. He was prepared. By the time Brown was halfway around the room he was recycling answers ("I do know we have kids who can get better," "It's going to be ugly early," "I'm going to drive him (Thomas) crazy," "I'm a young 64. I love what I do."
All this was not nearly as as compelling - nor will it ever be as memorable - as that day, in that very same room, when Mark Messier and then-Garden boss Dave Checketts literally buried the hatchet by shoveling dirt on an ax housed in a giant fish tank.
Now, that was showmanship.
Yesterday was about a certain kind of phoniness clouded by saccharine nostalgia. They wanted us to believe the old coach was just yearning to return to his roots and teach.
Still, reality - and $10 million per - tells us the Knicks might be Sweathogs, but Mr. Brown ain't no Mr. Kotter.
Originally published on July 29, 2005
[Edited by - McK1 on 04-25-2006 08:34 AM]
the stop underrating David Lee movement
1. FIRE MIKE 2. HIRE MULLIN 3. PAY AVERY 4. FREE NATE!!!
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