Posted by tomverve:
SAS's job is to sell drama. Quite frankly, if he were more interested in facts than soap operas, I doubt he'd be YELLING ALL THE TIME.
So let me get this straight... Francis would not be happy in NY. Francis has been playing poorly lately because he is not happy in Orlando. Francis would not go to Denver, "even at gunpoint." WTF?
This just in... Francis is not happy to be alive. Rumor has it Marbury bought Francis a new car to welcome him to NY, which made Francis so unhappy that he broke into Steph's house and had to be restrained for 48 consecutive hours, in Steph's living room no less, by Dave Checketts and Ed Tapscott.
Whatever.
[Marv Albert]That's hilarious.[/Marv Albert]
An aside: This is a call-back to an inside joke that my friends and I started. It all began during the time that Marv and Johnny Hoops would do Knicks game. Johnny Hoops would occasionally crack jokes to which Marv would respond, in the dryest of tones, "That's hilarious." Never did Marv ever crack his deadpan delivery. From then on, my friends and I would occasionally respond to each other's jokes in full Marv Albert voice with a dry retort of: "That's hilarious." Hence, my reply above.
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In conclusion, Jerome James is a $50 burger.
Thank you,
eViL
PS: I honestly thought tomverve's post was hilarious.
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