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SupremeCommander
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7/12/2009  8:44 PM
Posted by martin:
Posted by SupremeCommander:
Posted by Cosmic:
Posted by martin:

i'm thinking we need to follow this second round draft with like a D-League draft or something.

yesh....been quite a few beauties left out. The random unknown's are nice but a number of actresses have been left out. Always liked matching a body with a personality. For me, it makes it that much more fun to rub one out to one.

I have an undrafted free agent I want to sign because I am in love with the bio

you teasing us or somethin?

well I'm trying to adhere to the rules... I want no man to be able to stake claim to her
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NYKBocker
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7/13/2009  10:46 AM
I think we should have a tournament type poll faceoff now. Pitting the highest seed in the draft agains the lowest seed to see how the UK pervs feels about the selections. Whoever wins can be crowned UK Bukkake Goddess.


This would mean Lima vs Oluchi Onweagba in the first match-up.

[Edited by - NYKBocker on 07-13-2009 10:48 AM]
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7/13/2009  10:50 AM
beauty is gonna be in the eye of the beholder i think so it's gonna be hard to do 1 on 1 matchups... anyway, we can't judge these prospects fairly until they've had a few runs in my bukkake training camp.
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7/13/2009  10:53 AM
Posted by TMS:

beauty is gonna be in the eye of the beholder i think so it's gonna be hard to do 1 on 1 matchups... anyway, we can't judge these prospects fairly until they've had a few runs in my bukkake training camp.

You scurred?
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7/13/2009  10:55 AM
Posted by NYKBocker:
Posted by TMS:

beauty is gonna be in the eye of the beholder i think so it's gonna be hard to do 1 on 1 matchups... anyway, we can't judge these prospects fairly until they've had a few runs in my bukkake training camp.

You scurred?

oh God... someone at work just asked me why I was licking my monitor
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7/13/2009  11:00 AM
And **** it... there's been no objections, so I am announcing my undrafted free agent signing:

Welcome to the team, Kate Mara... I've been in love with you since the draft started and, yes, I have targeted you throughout the process. You will be mine, oh yes, you will be mine. Please excuse me why I get my creep on






Mara's family owns the New York Giants and the Pittsburgh Steelers; she is the great-granddaughter of Giants founder Tim Mara, the granddaughter of late Giants owner Wellington Mara on her father's side, as well as the great-granddaughter of Steelers founder Art Rooney on her mother's side.[17] Mara's uncle is John Mara, the president and CEO of the Giants, and her father is the vice president of player evaluation. Mara attended almost every Giants home game while growing up. On Sundays, after attending church, her family would head directly to the games. When asked by Vanity Fair magazine whom she roots for when the Giants play the Steelers she replied, "that question is not allowed. I can't answer",[17] and has since told the New York Post, "rooting for the offense is the safe way to go. You win either way."[33] Mara missed the Steelers' winning Super Bowl in 2006 because she was working in Los Angeles. Mara was so disappointed, she added to her contract that if the Giants or Steelers go to the Super Bowl, she can attend. She attended almost every game of the 2007 Giants season, leading up to the team's win in Super Bowl XLII.[34]

Mara's favorite Giants game was when she was asked to sing the national anthem in honor of her grandfather, Wellington Mara, who died in October 2005. Mara has regularly sung at home games and season openers of the Giants since about the age of 15 or 16 when her uncle asked her to fill in when they couldn't find a singer.[35] She has also sung at a couple of Steelers games.[36] She sang the national anthem at the 2006 NFL season opener, dubbed the "Manning Bowl," where the Giants played the Indianapolis Colts.[37] Mara's singing was featured in the film The Californians.
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7/13/2009  11:15 AM
^And she knows football.
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7/13/2009  11:20 AM
Kate Mara and Sophia Bush
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7/13/2009  11:28 AM
Posted by NYKBocker:

Kate Mara and Sophia Bush

How can you not love the future Mrs. Commander
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7/13/2009  11:55 AM
I love the tournament idea- yeah beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but we have polls (unintended pun) for that sort of thing.
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7/13/2009  11:59 AM
Posted by VDesai:

I love the tournament idea- yeah beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but we have polls (unintended pun) for that sort of thing.

very tough to implement tho...
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7/13/2009  12:08 PM
Posted by SupremeCommander:
Posted by NYKBocker:

Kate Mara and Sophia Bush

How can you not love the future Mrs. Commander

can you say NY Giant Big Blue Balls?
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7/13/2009  12:11 PM
Posted by NYKBocker:
Posted by TMS:

beauty is gonna be in the eye of the beholder i think so it's gonna be hard to do 1 on 1 matchups... anyway, we can't judge these prospects fairly until they've had a few runs in my bukkake training camp.

You scurred?

i ain't scurred, i'd pit Adriana up against any prospect in this draft & IMO u'd be nuts to pick anyone else... but that's just me... like i said, everyone's got a preference... if u think we could feasibly conduct 29 separate polls in round 1 & go on from there on this thread i'm fine w/it... we can throw down bukkake style.

[Edited by - TMS on 07-13-2009 09:13 AM]
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NYKBocker
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7/13/2009  3:47 PM
The winner of the first annual 2009 UK ALBA Draft is ....... NYKBocker....bitches!!!
I went Portland Trailblazers on your arses.

7. NYKBocker - Sarah Shahi


16. NYKBocker - KC Concepcion


31. NYKBocker - North America - Elisa Cuthbert


42. NYKBocker - Eurasia - Doutzen Kroes


53. NYKBocker - North America - Stacy Keibler


56. NYKBocker - Latin America - Alessandra Ambrosio

2009 Official Ultimateknicks ALBA Draft

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