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NYKBocker
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7/9/2009  9:09 AM
More Alessandra


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BlueSeats
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7/9/2009  1:31 PM


Just curious, when did Beyonce officially fall of the map?
NYKBocker
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7/9/2009  1:58 PM
Posted by BlueSeats:



Just curious, when did Beyonce officially fall of the map?

When you picked Tracy Lords as your 1st round pick.


You can say the same thing about Jennifer Lopez


[Edited by - NYKBocker on 07-09-2009 3:06 PM]
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7/9/2009  2:20 PM
With only Eurasia and Middle Afristralia eligible for the last 2 picks, a lot of hot prospects from North America and Latin America will be street free agents after this ALBA draft.

Jennifer Love Hewitt


Eliza Dushku


Sarah Michelle Gellar

http://www.gfxwallpapers.com/images/wallpapers/Sarah_michelle_gellar_nakedB-777625.jpeg
jimimou
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7/9/2009  2:21 PM
theres always summer league for them to show thrir grit on the HARD WOOD
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7/9/2009  2:29 PM
Posted by BlueSeats:



Just curious, when did Beyonce officially fall of the map?

as soon as these pics came out showing her bad lipo job:







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7/9/2009  5:22 PM
Posted by jimimou:
Posted by BlueSeats:



Just curious, when did Beyonce officially fall of the map?

as soon as these pics came out showing her bad lipo job:







Ouch.

It's okay if they come and go. I'm just happy nobody's posting Jennifer Aniston anymore.
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7/9/2009  7:14 PM
Don't you hate on Jennifer Aniston. Seriously.
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7/9/2009  8:10 PM
Posted by NYKBocker:

With only Eurasia and Middle Afristralia eligible for the last 2 picks, a lot of hot prospects from North America and Latin America will be street free agents after this ALBA draft.

Jennifer Love Hewitt


Eliza Dushku


Sarah Michelle Gellar

http://www.gfxwallpapers.com/images/wallpapers/Sarah_michelle_gellar_nakedB-777625.jpeg

not to mention this hot desperate housewife



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7/9/2009  8:21 PM
With the 57th pick of the 2009 UK Alba draft, the codeunknowns select Miranda Kerr.

Miranda Kerr is Australian, but her ancestry is 3/4 European, 1/4 Asian - truly embodying the spirit of the eurasian region.
The codeunknowns feel that her upside makes her a top 10 prospect, at minimum. Her backside isn't bad either. While she can in fact back it up, we think she will almost certainly be spending the majority of her playing time on the starting unit. Its no exaggeration to say that Miranda can truly be the face of a franchise, although she might have to be a role player if she'd like more playing time on the codeunknowns.









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7/10/2009  2:10 AM
With the final pick of the inaugural 2009 UltimateKnicks.com ALBA draft, DrAlphaeus selects:

Oluchi Onweagba of Nigeria



You can't teach height. At 6'1" she is going to make other GMs regret that she fell this far.






Look at that wingspan!











And to bring this full circle, here's an image from a combine that Nike tried to confiscate of my pick ba-dunking on this year's number 1 pick:



I'll now leave it to Stephen A., Mark Jackson, Stu Scott and the rest of the team for their analysis.
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7/10/2009  4:52 PM
i see some bust potential here

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7/11/2009  12:01 AM
TMS with the rare triple entendre!
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7/11/2009  9:13 PM
Posted by codeunknown:

With the 57th pick of the 2009 UK Alba draft, the codeunknowns select Miranda Kerr.

Miranda Kerr is Australian, but her ancestry is 3/4 European, 1/4 Asian - truly embodying the spirit of the eurasian region.
The codeunknowns feel that her upside makes her a top 10 prospect, at minimum. Her backside isn't bad either. While she can in fact back it up, we think she will almost certainly be spending the majority of her playing time on the starting unit. Its no exaggeration to say that Miranda can truly be the face of a franchise, although she might have to be a role player if she'd like more playing time on the codeunknowns.


Good LORD I'd love to have THOSE rights read to me!
What crime must I perpetrate?

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7/11/2009  9:30 PM
i'm thinking we need to follow this second round draft with like a D-League draft or something.
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7/11/2009  9:55 PM
Posted by martin:

i'm thinking we need to follow this second round draft with like a D-League draft or something.

yesh....been quite a few beauties left out. The random unknown's are nice but a number of actresses have been left out. Always liked matching a body with a personality. For me, it makes it that much more fun to rub one out to one.
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7/11/2009  10:55 PM
Since I missed my pick, here is a chica that dropped all the way out of the draft. Injustice!

Please say hello to Vida Guerra! Put on your 3D glasses







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7/12/2009  2:03 PM
Vida's definitely hotness... woulda picked her over some of the other choices personally.

how about we take this to the top 100?
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7/12/2009  4:25 PM
Posted by Cosmic:
Posted by martin:

i'm thinking we need to follow this second round draft with like a D-League draft or something.

yesh....been quite a few beauties left out. The random unknown's are nice but a number of actresses have been left out. Always liked matching a body with a personality. For me, it makes it that much more fun to rub one out to one.

I have an undrafted free agent I want to sign because I am in love with the bio
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7/12/2009  5:09 PM
Posted by SupremeCommander:
Posted by Cosmic:
Posted by martin:

i'm thinking we need to follow this second round draft with like a D-League draft or something.

yesh....been quite a few beauties left out. The random unknown's are nice but a number of actresses have been left out. Always liked matching a body with a personality. For me, it makes it that much more fun to rub one out to one.

I have an undrafted free agent I want to sign because I am in love with the bio

you teasing us or somethin?
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