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Marv
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6/8/2005  8:03 AM
Posted by diderotn:

Marb! you are an ass...


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[Oh, what is the meaning of life?

Does Dido know what your thinking?

Did you also know Briggs father?

20 years later, do you feel strange that you kissed Magic in front of the world?

Do you regret messing with Mike Jordan?

Do you think Larry Bird is really that white?

Did you mean Marv? I am an ass, but am I getting credited with Nalod's work here? I'd LOVE to be able to come up with his stuff . . .
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Killa4luv
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6/8/2005  8:35 AM
Hey Isiah, I am a knick fanatic, do you need an assistant?

Why do you sound so funny on those radio popcorn ads?

How hard have you tried to trade Kurt Thomas and why isn't he gone yet?

What teams have yuou been talking to?

Do you have a good relationship with Ron Artest, and do you think he could workout well for us?

Have you contacted the clippers about Brand? Or the Philly's about Dalembert?

Do you think Bogut is really all that?

Do you dislike white people?

Who are you looking at in the draft?

What is the deal with Sweetney's fat ass?

Do you think Steve Nash should hae won the MVP?

Do you think you can draft a 2-3 year project and Dolan wont fire you?

WHat kind of window do you think you are working with to make us contenders?

What players in the league are you looking at and trying to acquire using players and expiring contracts?

What do you think you'll do with Penny and Tim Thomas?

djsunyc
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6/8/2005  9:10 AM
here's mine -

isiah, can you please defend to the public how you can take back over $200 mil in salaries and become a worse team in the process?
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6/8/2005  9:24 AM
2 questions//////

Why in the hell is Herb still around?
when will you finally realize that Kurt Thomas has to go????
The true Knickabocker..........
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6/8/2005  9:30 AM
Dear Isiah,

When are you guys going to take Allan Houston out back of 33rd Street and put him down because it is cruel to mistreat any lame creature of God like that. Poor thing is suffering.
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6/8/2005  10:04 AM
During the January meltdown, did you go up to dolan and say:

"I told you so- we should have blown this thing up, not try to rebuild on the fly!"
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6/8/2005  10:24 AM
First off Zeke, I'd like to thank you for taking questions. That's very big of you and I know we all appreciate it. So lets get right to it:

Did you or did you not squander Nazr for some pretty crappy picks?

Hey Isiah, we've spotted you at the Garden many times. Why do you have such a smug smile when we are down by 20 in games? Are you putting money on the other team? Or is it that cheerleader with the big butt?

Isiah, for the lack of a better phrase, the Mo Taylor trade can be described as an unmitigated disaster. Can I get a bag of that **** you were smokin when you made that deal? I mean, damn.

Is it true that you have mouthified Stephon's wang on occasion?

I give you mad props for changing the dress code, son.

Keepin it real,
codeunknown




[Edited by - codeunknown on 06/08/2005 10:25:53]
Sh-t in the popcorn to go with sh-t on the court. Its a theme show like Medieval times.
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6/8/2005  10:44 AM
Dear Isiah,

Can you ask Allan what Jesus would do?

Thanks,

eViL
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6/8/2005  10:46 AM
Posted by Nalod:

Isiah: WTF?

Oh, what is the meaning of life?
Isiah:bening younger and more athletic


Does Dido know what your thinking?
Isiah: Yes, Dido is in my head as we speak! I get urges in the middle of the nite to trade KT! I repeat myself often now, and make little sense.


Did you also know Briggs father?
Isiah: His father knew my momma back in Chicago growing up.


20 years later, do you feel strange that you kissed Magic in front of the world?
Isiah: His mouth was softer than I thought it would be.


Do you regret messing with Mike Jordan?
Isiah: Every day of my life.


Do you think Larry Bird is really that white?

Isiah: I said sarcastically that if he were black he would be an average player. I was young, should not have said it, and it was true.


Isn't it amazing that whom ever you stepped on towards reaching the top, have turned around and bitten you in the ass?
Isiah: Larry Fired me, Jordan kept me off the olympic team, Got fired form Toronto and I owned a piece, and went belly up in the CBA. I fear what Shandon will do to me one day!


Do you really like people from chicago that much?
Isiah: No. Its funny all the connections people put on me. Especially Aquire. I did not hire him cuz I like him, Its cuz I am his bitch.


Is it a team, or a product?
Isiah: Chuck Dolan calls it a product. We really don't care a rats ass about winning. My comp package is based on profits. We work for money in this world.


What is your favorite popcorn?
Isiah: We coming out with a new flaver called "tossed Salad". To kinds, Jelly and Syrup. I like syrup, cuz when you eat it, you know its popcorn!


who darling does your suits! They are nice!
Isiah: Its a great gig, I take the jet, watch a game, I got some real nice french babe who smokes too much and "Claude" who does all my suits. He is what you would call a "snitty gay robot taylor" His inseam work is not to be believed!


Who did the work on Reezy?
Isiah: Layden. I kept his notes! The dude was a mute, but really smart.

Does Marbs really have a clue?
Isiah: We suck and we sell out! Its like Matthew Broderick on Broadway. His singing sucks, he is not that cute anymore, but he sells seats. Marbs is a great story and its just amazing how this street cred thing works!


Did you know about Deep Throat?
Isiah: No, but Briggs did!

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6/8/2005  10:50 AM
Posted by Nalod:
Posted by Nalod:

Isiah: WTF?

Oh, what is the meaning of life?
Isiah:bening younger and more athletic


Does Dido know what your thinking?
Isiah: Yes, Dido is in my head as we speak! I get urges in the middle of the nite to trade KT! I repeat myself often now, and make little sense.


Did you also know Briggs father?
Isiah: His father knew my momma back in Chicago growing up.


20 years later, do you feel strange that you kissed Magic in front of the world?
Isiah: His mouth was softer than I thought it would be.


Do you regret messing with Mike Jordan?
Isiah: Every day of my life.


Do you think Larry Bird is really that white?

Isiah: I said sarcastically that if he were black he would be an average player. I was young, should not have said it, and it was true.


Isn't it amazing that whom ever you stepped on towards reaching the top, have turned around and bitten you in the ass?
Isiah: Larry Fired me, Jordan kept me off the olympic team, Got fired form Toronto and I owned a piece, and went belly up in the CBA. I fear what Shandon will do to me one day!


Do you really like people from chicago that much?
Isiah: No. Its funny all the connections people put on me. Especially Aquire. I did not hire him cuz I like him, Its cuz I am his bitch.


Is it a team, or a product?
Isiah: Chuck Dolan calls it a product. We really don't care a rats ass about winning. My comp package is based on profits. We work for money in this world.


What is your favorite popcorn?
Isiah: We coming out with a new flaver called "tossed Salad". To kinds, Jelly and Syrup. I like syrup, cuz when you eat it, you know its popcorn!


who darling does your suits! They are nice!
Isiah: Its a great gig, I take the jet, watch a game, I got some real nice french babe who smokes too much and "Claude" who does all my suits. He is what you would call a "snitty gay robot taylor" His inseam work is not to be believed!


Who did the work on Reezy?
Isiah: Layden. I kept his notes! The dude was a mute, but really smart.

Does Marbs really have a clue?
Isiah: We suck and we sell out! Its like Matthew Broderick on Broadway. His singing sucks, he is not that cute anymore, but he sells seats. Marbs is a great story and its just amazing how this street cred thing works!


Did you know about Deep Throat?
Isiah: No, but Briggs did!


holy schnikeys - nalod's post must be stickied forever.

Nalod
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6/8/2005  10:52 AM
Posted by eViL:

Dear Isiah,

Can you ask Allan what Jesus would do?

Isiah: Jesus struck down charlies knee, and Allans now!
Jesus things Spree is funny, and Artest needed a rest. Detroit will as Larry brown was choosen to suffer long before each win. Taking a piss is suffereing for larry. If Dido can know what I think, then I know Jesus. Layden was Jesus son by the way. Y'all don't know a messiah when you see it! He is happy you did not fix him to the cross, but chanting for his head at a draft was real cold.
Thanks,

eViL
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6/8/2005  11:15 AM
Posted by Killa4luv:

Hey Isiah, I am a knick fanatic, do you need an assistant?
Isiah: I hired Dido, too late!


Why do you sound so funny on those radio popcorn ads?
Isiah: Try reading ad copy with popcorn stuck in your penis!


How hard have you tried to trade Kurt Thomas and why isn't he gone yet?
Isiah: ever tease a dog? Like make him jump for his treat? well, I would have, but its just so funny to piss off Dido!


What teams have yuou been talking to?
Isiah:I tried to get a twosome with those vollybally olympic chicks. The tall blonde is gay! Thats one team. I talk to Danny and the celts just to play with his head.


Do you have a good relationship with Ron Artest, and do you think he could workout well for us?
Isiah: Ron is phucking nuts! He is dumber than spit, and my momma don't like him. By the way, He and Marbs would hate each other! We are trying to trade for him. Great Theatre! Would sell lots of tix! And popcorn!


Have you contacted the clippers about Brand? Or the Philly's about Dalembert?
Isiah: PHILLY BRAND cream cheese! Get it! Ha Ha! Isiah got humor! Im not the snitty gay robot most people think I am!

Dalemart is Hatian. They got Voodo and mad Aids problems. Sam Scares me and if we bring him here we would have to donate money to those Hatian causes. Dolan does not like Hatians. Loves brazilians! We like to fly down together and try out "man thongs" and get drunk!


Do you think Bogut is really all that?
Isiah:[He is white. /red]


Do you dislike white people?
Isiah: Only if they are younger and more athletic.


Who are you looking at in the draft?
Isiah: "ain't no white boys!" Ha ha, Isiah funny right! Really, we gonna trade the pick anyway.


What is the deal with Sweetney's fat ass?
Isiah:Its incredible isn't it! Its big, high, and perfectly round. You should see it in the shower. Players fear it! It is our secret weapon. Most folks think Penny went back to Memphis to rehab, actually he was missing. Story is he crawled up in Sweets ass and he just got lost in there. Buying out Penny not gonna be problem!


Do you think Steve Nash should hae won the MVP?
Isiah:White people should not win the MVP.


Do you think you can draft a 2-3 year project and Dolan wont fire you?
Isiah: Dolan can't fire me. I have pictures with him an sweets ass! He was drunk as **** and just going to town on the young man!


WHat kind of window do you think you are working with to make us contenders?
Isiah:By the end of the third year of my contract we will make a nice run and I will get an extension for big money. Dolan is my ATM!


What players in the league are you looking at and trying to acquire using players and expiring contracts?
Isiah: They aint white! Another Isiah funny! Oh man, I am good! We are looking at players to make us younger and more athletic. What did you think I would say. Eat more popcorn!


What do you think you'll do with Penny and Tim Thomas?
[red]Isiah: Bleach them!

Nalod
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6/8/2005  11:23 AM
Posted by Marv:
Posted by Nalod:

Isiah: WTF?

Oh, what is the meaning of life?

Does Dido know what your thinking?

Did you also know Briggs father?

20 years later, do you feel strange that you kissed Magic in front of the world?

Do you regret messing with Mike Jordan?

Do you think Larry Bird is really that white?

Isn't it amazing that whom ever you stepped on towards reaching the top, have turned around and bitten you in the ass?

Do you really like people from chicago that much?

Is it a team, or a product?

What is your favorite popcorn?

who darling does your suits! They are nice!

Who did the work on Reezy?

Does Marbs really have a clue?

Did you know about Deep Throat?

And those crazy turtlenecks. What's up with those?

Isiah: you don't like by turtle necks? Well you know all bout Bea Auther, From TV's "maude" and "golden Girls?", I just love her, and if you notice she always has her neck covered. One day I saw here and asked her about it,and she said it makes her look younger! Ooow girl, that is fly, and there are times I myself want to be younger and more athletic! Isiah not gonna give out all my secrets. Go away!
Nalod
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6/8/2005  11:26 AM
A couple of people here just love to hate Isiah. You'll get used to it.

Isiah: Hey little man, why don't you come by the garden and Ill give you a sticky popcorn ball! Isiah been reading about you and your fondness for the male anatomy. Isiah wants you to meet his taylor!
Marv
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6/8/2005  12:34 PM
YEAH BABY!!!
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6/8/2005  1:22 PM
and this is why they dont let just anyone ask him.
Marv
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6/8/2005  5:19 PM
Posted by Nalod:

Isiah: Bonn3PO is not gay, just a "metrosextual" and perhaps a big confused! Thats all! Just cuz he is "neat" and has a "Mandingo" complex does not make for such remarks.

Mandingo?

Surely we cannot mention Mandingo without recalling O.J. Simpson's 2nd greatest acting performance, as Mandingo on SNL:

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6/8/2005  5:48 PM
oh, this thread is cracking me up.
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6/8/2005  5:50 PM
Posted by Allanfan20:

Dear Isiah:
When you are in bed with Stephon Marbury, is he on top or is he behind you?
-Allanfan20
I'm glad that Marbury and Isiah have a good relationship. I don't think it's destructive. Isiah flat out told Marbury at one stretch of the season that he was playing like the worst guard in the NBA on defense. And Marbury responded. It's not like it clouds Isiah's judgment and he only sees positives in Marbury.
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6/8/2005  11:07 PM
Posted by Bonn1997:
Posted by Allanfan20:

Dear Isiah:
When you are in bed with Stephon Marbury, is he on top or is he behind you?
-Allanfan20
I'm glad that Marbury and Isiah have a good relationship. I don't think it's destructive. Isiah flat out told Marbury at one stretch of the season that he was playing like the worst guard in the NBA on defense. And Marbury responded. It's not like it clouds Isiah's judgment and he only sees positives in Marbury.

All of the previous just fall off you just like that, and this is all you come up with? We joking and Allanfan be all about Marb-Isiah man love and your retort is your pleasured that they have a good working relationship? Damm boy, you gotta loosen up!
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