Posted by Bonn1997:
Posted by Solace:
Good plan, dildotron. Why don't we just collect the entire set of 6'8" PFs? Sounds like a Layden-like plan to me!
Well Briggs said he can play center in the NBA. So, you don't need to worry about that. We'll just use a 6'8" PF and a 6'8" C in our starting lineup! Maybe we can get a 5'5" SF too. I love basketball and I'm the exact height!
You a little man? I thought you reeked with a napoleonic complex! Makes perfect sense! The snits, elevating yourself by putting down others, and the nat like annoyance of your apparent need of approval!
Are you fat too? Being all small is ok, can be cute, but if you fat, then you are becoming "short, fat and obonoxious"! Then in a few years, you might lose your hair too. Then you "short, fat, bald, and obnoxious. Nothing bad about being folically challanged, but just getting all of them going against you is not cool. Maybe you can't help any of it, but he obnoxious part is in your hands. Being the "short, pudgy, bald, Cool guy" is something to shoot for! Better than being the "little fat bald MotherPhucher!" See the difference?
The choice is yours!
New poll:
Bonn 1997 should strive for which?;
A) " Smart Little funny cool dude"
or
B) "That annoying little fat dumb MotherPhucher"