TripleThreat wrote:

BRIGGS wrote:My personal hope.....

........ is to be trapped inside the arena where the Miss Universe contest is being held, and being ambushed while your shoes are off, you must fight terrorists trying to take everyone hostage as a ploy to conceal the fact that it's actually a scheme to steal millions in bearer bonds in an underground vault.

And since you have tiny little hands, you can't punch your way out, nor use the trigger on a firearm, so you will have to round house kick everyone to death.

Then the main villain is actually a robot. And you realize it's Collin Sexton. Who snuck into the events as a social justice warrior. Got the scent of a furry tree hugger just right. So you are going to shove your tiny little hand up his nostril and reach into his brain pan and hit his emergency deactivation switch. Why didn't he stop you? Because the mother****er doesn't have any defense at all.

But he left a giant bomb in the middle of the room. The SWAT teams and bomb disposal people finally breach and they can't get into the bomb's arming system, it's too small. It's minuscule. Then the director of the contest says if you can save the world and save all these super models, and stop the bomb, all those women will ravage you later.

So you reach into the bomb device with that toothpick sized fist and pull the red wire and stop the timer. Why wasn't there a secondary trigger in place? Because Sexton don't mother****ing pass to no mother****ing secondary option.

Then an army of supermodels swarm you. And say you can do whatever you want to them. But first they are really hungry. They haven't eaten in 2 weeks. So you take them to Chipotle. They rack up a 7000 dollar bill and gorge and binge and then they throw it all up in the parking lot. Then sit on the curb and cry uncontrollably. You limp inside the Chipotle to one of the employees, your foot is hurting, because you've been round house kicking people for hours, and have him dial my number, because your microscopic hands can't hit the numbers correctly.

"Triple, my old friend" you say, "It's a good thing Collin Sexton was not a team player, because then I would have been royally ****ed. Had he offered some defense and had the ability to weaponize his secondary options on offense, well I would have been overwhelmed. But I did my duty and there was no way I was going to let him **** me."

"Briggs, my old friend," I say, "Sounds like you are out 7 grand and no one is going to **** you"

"I gotta shovel a couple hundred pounds of vomit out of this mother****ing parking lot, how can 90 pound women eat so much food in one sitting! What are you two complaining about?" shouts the Chipotle employee.

(Two Weeks Later)

Briggs and Triple Threat are eating at a Chipotle. Two employees walk by and are talking.

"Did you hear about the guy working a closing shift who got a blowjob from 4 Miss Universe level supermodels? He was shoveling vomit in the parking lot and he made a trade, his burrito for keep making them burritos since they were on a wild bingeing bender."

Briggs could not hear the rest as bullets aimed at his ankles tore up the ground around him. Seeking over, one could see the glowing red eyes of the Collin Sexton robot. It's wearing a woke T shirt that says 'Everyone Lives Matter. Unless You Are In A Chinese Concentration Camp Making My Signature Shoes'

"It's a good thing Sexton's got bad mother****ing shot selection, or we'd both be dead!" I exclaim. But it's hard to move as the cold chill covers us, because if Sexton is good at anything, it's freezing other people out.

"I WANT THE MAX! I WANT THE MAX!" the Sexton robot yells as he fires wildly everywhere.

"My name is not Max! It's Briggs!"

"WHY CAN'T I GET THE MAX? I DESERVE THE MAX!" the Sexton robot cries out as he stops firing.

"The team is showing up soon! Switch! Switch! Pick up your man!" I chortle out.

Then the Sexton robot runs away as fast as possible. He wants nothing to do with a team concept, it scares him.

Briggs wipes his sweaty brow with his tiny hand, which has zero effect, it's mostly for show and not real effect.

"Triple, have you ever spent 7 grand and the end result was not getting your dick sucked?"

"No Briggs, in my entire life, I've never bought an engagement ring"

This is Brigg's greatest hope. Not to be the hero we want, but to be the hero who can't wear a wrist watch without lots of Gorilla tape.

THE END

Triple “ Peter north” Threat

BRIGGS wrote:

The way I look at players. I ask who else can do this — because this is your upside.

As your primary offensive engine. Darius Garland might have been the primary ball handler, but Sexton was still the volume offensive engine on that Cavs team.

This is sustainable if the player is James Harden, but brings push/pull with most other players.

If the Knicks want him, he can be useful. But sign him to an offer sheet next offseason. Or trade for him at the deadline when his price has collapsed. He doesn't stop being useful if the Knicks have to wait until the trade deadline or next offseason.

The Knicks can't win a championship if Sexton is the teams primary offensive engine. Also his decline phase will be sharp and brutal when it happens. And not winning a championship is perfectly fine if the goal by a franchise is just to put a fun product on the floor every night and generate positive buzz with fans and get in a few playoff games each year. If you want a ring in the next decade, Briggs, Sexton can't be your 1A or 1B.

He's very useful. But he has trade offs.

I don't know who Peter North is but if Briggs says I am much like him, then he must be devastatingly good looking. He's probably not as great of a dancer. Also I probably eat Oreos faster than he can.

BRIGGS wrote:

The way I look at players. I ask who else can do this — because this is your upside. He’s a player who can help control games with the pass dribble shot. We were destroyed by trae young who used that on us. Devonte graham isn't Colin sexton. Get Colin sexton here and let the coach go over what he wants. D Rose was a huge reason for success — Colin sexton is better than Derrick rose. With BOTH guys we have 48 minutes of pressure. I don’t want my pg soft out at the 3 point line. We pay less for graham — we get less. Pay up. Get the premium player— we’ll be happy in the end

That's a pretty damn impressive game. Very versatile attack between 3pts and midrange.

TLover wrote:Think we already have a player similar to Sexton in Quickly.. would rather pair Quickly with Lonzo.. Vildoza can came off the bench and be interchangeable with either player.

How long does it take IQ to get to Sextons level, and having multiple fast guards is not a bad thing

jrodmc wrote:

TripleThreat wrote:I don't know who Peter North is but if Briggs says I am much like him, then he must be devastatingly good looking. He's probably not as great of a dancer. Also I probably eat Oreos faster than he can.

Wow, an ex-pro athlete, Professor Emeritus MIT-level capologist, darkweb-level player analyst (we'll forget about that whole Ron Baker starting PG for your NY Knicks ****), eats pallets of Oreos with gorilla sized hands while wearing custom-made white dress shirts, and yet still so effete and sophisticated he knows next to nothing about porn.

Anyway, I'd rather just develop IQ. Sexton doesn't seem to have any, beyond take ball, cut left, shoot. Occasionally pass to bigger guy for the alley to keep coach off my azz. Can't someone post any defensive highlights?

No. Iq is not Sexton. Not now not in ten years. Different ball player. Sexton is a premium talent iq will be a quality role player. Teams figured out iq— he lacks things a smaller player needs to be elite. Sexton has speed with his handle that changes games. Iq not in the same area code

BRIGGS wrote:

I agree he, RJ, and Randle will be improved talent over last year (anything is when omitting Elf) but we need to get a grip on reality and realize that will be as good as it gets because those three will have huge contracts dominating our cap

BigDaddyG wrote:

jrodmc wrote:

BRIGGS wrote:

BRIGGS, are you serious? That's a defensive highlight? Standing flat footed, making faces, talking trash and hoping the jumper doesn't go in?
What didn't you like about this clown show?

To be fair, Colin was in no lands man and someone failed to rotate. There was a man wide open in the corner of committed to surge.

And to be honest, being non-committal is not a basketball talent. He clowned and accomplished nothing. Sort of like balling your fists and staring on D in the previous clip. But at least he made the Shaqtin list. Whatever... I started to look up his advanced stats but got bored.

As others have stated, he's better than Elf.