Tales from the preseason, pre-draft...
FO: Looks like Toppin's the BPA
[background voices]: But...but we need a PG!
FO: You really think Julius SpinEffingOver Randle is the cornerstone of the franchise?
[background voices]: Well...his contract is nice! And look at all those double doubles! Reminds me of Stat, before the wine baths and fire extinguishers...
FO: And that's worth passing up on what looks like an athletic freak scoring machine?
Time passes... Julius the All Star shines his light, making everyone forget some tall unicorn thing... while Obi runs and runs and plays like... a rookie.
[background voices]: Now WTF are we gonna do! TWO POWER FORWARDS! Woe is us!!! I told you! I told you so!
FO: Nice problem to have. Remember back when we signed all the power forwards we could find?
[background voices]: Yeah, that worked out well for the Clips, right? Damn you Morris! Now what are we going to do?!?!???
FO: Pray for Julius' knees. Watch Obi grow and learn. Go get me some coffee, and a whole grain bagel, billy.