We have SuperCut KP! Ripping up Europe like a one man barbarian horde!
We have Hoodie Melo tshirts selling like, well... anyway, people are selling them!
We have Frankie N probably trading dirty french jokes with Noah, who is now apparently the reigning king of the use of sh-t in interviews!
Frankie looks large in those Chris Bentley instagrams! And gawwdam! He never misses! And how come our first string PG with the funky JeffyHorn hair and shiny new contract isn't seen guarding him? What's up Chris?, don't have Butler on speedial yet? 
We are signing low level free agents! Some with large chips on those newly underpaid shoulders!
THJr has the H2O seal of approval!
No one has seen or heard of Phil's feet in weeks!
Media Team of the YEAR!