Moving, 20-foot hight baskets driven by random generators (the old Granpa Shaq All Sport Drink commercial), and each team has to play games against NBA4K holograms. Or velociraptors, yeah! they have to shoot threes from 40 feet against 9 foot tall extinct dinosaurs (the Vince Carter Gatorade commercial).

Hit the owners: How about the commissioner replaces all these stupid salary cap BS rules with one "defensive indifference luxury tax"? Base it on where your team lands defensively at the end of each season. Would rather see that than this insipid racing for ping pong balls.
Hit the players: What if you arent' eligible for a max contract (yes, the MeloLoverPoliceChief is saying this) unless you average above a certain amount in meaningful defensive statistics? You can all debate endlessly what's truly "meaningful" defensively, I don't really care.

Stop moving the lines and the hoop and just mess with the money. It's a business. This concept is why I've started to hate baseball, precisely because they keep messing with the fences and the ball and the bats and the game's never the same 5 years in a row.

Does the NFL change the size of the field and the ball because defensive linemen are running 4.0 forties and WR's are catching the ball with one hand? How's that league doing?