fishmike wrote:jrodmc wrote:1) Has no agent.
1a) Makes all teammates, coaching staff, management, including security, dancers and vendors, better.
2) Will never sign for more than $12-14 mil per year unless name rhymes with Saul Gorge.
3) Has never, ever been bumped out of the playoffs before the conference finals.
4) Consistently shoots over 60% from the field and 50% from three.
5) Always scores twice as many points as shots taken or even thought about.
6) Never finishes more than one or two slots behind CP3 in assists per game.
7) Never injured.
8) States every year that the thought of free agency is akin to cancer.
9) Better game face than BK. No smiling.
10) Only shows emotion when hugging the trophy.
Gallo?
Lance Stephenson and Moz's love child?
