Nalod wrote:....... Clap Clap clap clap clap............

Make-Non-Sensical-trade-changes...... Clap Clap clap clap clap............

Hire-a-Magical-Man-Coach........... Clap Clap clap clap clap............

We-love-starphuch........... Clap Clap clap clap clap............

Change-for-change-Sake..... Clap Clap clap clap clap............

Unrealistic-expectations...... Clap Clap clap clap clap............

We-blow-We-suhuck ....whistle clap whistle clap
Get thee inside the truck...whistle boom boom clap clap boom

Eff Pringles Eff Woody ...stomp clap stomp clap
Get me a Phil Jax understudy ...stomp clap stomp stomp clap

Melo eats Melo blows ...chirp chirp
Gallo was better ... peep peep
Everyone knows ...chirp peep chirp peep...

[to the tune of 'no batter-no batter-swing!']
Chucker Chucker Chucker Miss!...stomp-clap, stomp-clap, stomp clap clap
Chucker Chucker Chucker Miss!...stomp-clap, stomp-clap, stomp clap clap