I want the Mystical promise that Phil Jax could bring, with the evangelistic bombast that Mark Jax could bring, A tall handsome explayer who is articulate and can wear the skinny suite and rock the 5 day face beard, all with great hair, a great cred for his tireless work ethic and humor when delivering his post game conference. HE will inspire his players, charm the ladies, grown men will envy him and children will see him as a role model.
He will date supermodels, while being a great father to his children and be "very fair" to his exwife who loves him but left him because he is too devoted to coaching! He will be the darling of the morning news shows. Charles Barkley will applaud the hire and Melo will stay to form his Bromance.
He will be above reproach. He will won't be white, he won't be black. He won't be asian, he won't be indian. He will be everyman.
2/4/2014 8:03 PM