Everyone, including Stat, remains perfectly healthy for the entire season and through the playoffs right to winning the chip.
Woodson invents some kind of combi-weave-triangle-Princeton Offense where everyone thrives, has career years, and no one, not even LeQ, can figure out how the hell to stop it.
We are the first team in the history of the league to win 80 regular season games, while holding the opposition to a historical best 60 ppg. MJ sells his ownership in the Whatcats and begs to be on Dolan's staff.
Melo shoots 57% from the field, while leading the league in assists. He purposely passes off his last shot attempt to Cole Aldrich, who dunks the final basket of the regular season for an And One poster shot. Melo finishes second in scoring to Durant, who misses the playoffs.
We sweep Miami in the ECF, winning every game by 40 points. JR Smith hands the ball off to DWade at the very end of game 4, allowing him to dunk uncontested. Woodson smiles, shaking his head. Lebron skips the press conference.
Dolan cries like a proud grandmother, holding the trophy, and apologizes to the entire planet for being such a selfish douche bag. The network does not edit "douche bag" out of his speech. He announces that ticket prices will be dropped by 85%, and that courtside seats will be awarded to the city's most needy patrons. Hot dogs and soft drinks will be forever served free of charge. He then proceeds to wash the feet of every security guard in the building right there at half court.